answer to summer surfing restrictions

[ND081]

the standing up wouldnt be the problem, its the weight and material. i used to stand up on my giant localmotion boogie-board all the time and never got yelled at or anything. i think the guards would be okay with it because they arent too hard/heavy but they'd probably like you to wear a leash

[mitchell]

I would legalize surfing, parking, swearing, loud music, and thong bikinis. Oh hell, pot too.

The "no swearing" signs all up and down Atlantic Ave just crack me up. First that anyone would put up a bunch of these:



Second, isnt there some sort of first amendment issue when a City says "if you come here, dont say _____"