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  1. #1
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    Thumbs down Who the Hell is Troy?


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    Troy is the wunderkid of WB,,, after winning the pipeline pro he moved out of the volcom house to surf the masonbarrels of WB. He can trim up on da sho break with his twin fin all day loong, once I saw him pump past two bullsharks and then fin slice them with a gnarly top turn. Troy's WB mentor was Tommy but he got bit it one day when he did a 3 mile high air reverse on his shred thrust and actually got spat out of orbit.. oops

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    yeah bra, dont forget that he is like 800 years old and ages like an elf. Thats why he rips so hard. He can pull a boat with a wakeboard. He gets chicks pregnant with direct eye contact. He is probably your mothers secret lover, and your real father. I saw him ride the tsunami wave that wiped out gland on a 4'6" lost rocket. He did it just to piss off Gerry Lopez and reclaim his spot, and he did at least 16 stand up barrel rolls in the process. Gravity does not apply to troy, as he is too rawwwww.

    Hail troy.

  4. #4
    I heard the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is fighting Troy.

  5. #5
    Well I heard that Troy is the direct spawn of Poseidon himself... Of course I did not believe this until I saw Troy ramp an air 360 reverse over the Masonboro jetty slaying a bull shark on the landing. Gnar !

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    troy

    troy is only the best surfer/icon/human/man/beast to ever hit wb. he hails from the inland and picked up his skills from youtube and brobible.com. along with his radical style on the pavement shredding he gets all the girls. have you heard the song big ten inch record, by aerosmith? it was written about him. if you havnt met him you need to he is rad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBLoafer View Post
    I heard the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is fighting Troy.
    That' some funny Poo right there!
    Last edited by rcarter; Nov 24, 2010 at 01:22 AM.

  8. #8
    If you don't know who Troy is, don't even ask...

  9. #9
    im pretty sure you dont know who troy is so dont act like you do.

  10. #10
    if only I could be so cool