Stuff that works

[njsurfer42]

njsurfer42,

Awesome list! Amazing to see someone with such similar taste...you're not by chance a woman with a DD rack?? jk

LOL!!

[Stranded in Smithfield]

Awesome thread & Awesome responses here goes mine...

1 Wife that makes the money
2 5'8 & under boards
3 Third world living on a generous salary
4 Reef
5 hydrogen peroxide & neosporin
6 Teaching
7 Pretending I am working but really just reading Swell info posts
8 Claiming Hispanic on job applications (I am not.. but they can't prove it)
9 Central American adventures
10 Toyota Tacoma
11 Sanuk shoes
12 Astrodeck
13 Mrs Palmers
14 FCS Tom Carroll Red-line fins
15 SPF 50
16 Ozzie, Doheny, N. Fletcher.. those that travel their own path
17 Kodiak
18 Betel nut
19 Beers with the local crew
20 Call of Duty

[mOtion732]

in south africa - NOTHING.

this country is a logistical nightmare.

don't come here unless you plan on doing nothing but surfing and driving around.

things that DO work:

toyota 4 runner
acura integras
gf that likes to cook
things in the united states
lost rocket
allergy shots
samsung flatscreen tvs
dell pc
iphone 4

[wallysurfr]

1. Jesus Christ
2. sobriety
3. beach cruisers
4. 7 mil boots
5. uggs
6. backside snaps
7. lifting
8. rainbow flip flops
9. late drops into the tube
10. hoodies
11. 99.1 FM
12. email and internet on your phone
13. reef tanks
14. candy
15. streaming netflix
16. craigslist
17. FCS
18. dogs
19. home improvement
20. garbage picking

Things that dont work

1. cats
2. diamond tip nose guards
3. dings in the middle of a good sesh
4. ebay crap from China
5. hangovers
6. skipping the gym for a month
7. plumbing
8. locking keys in car
9. getting locked out of your house
10. kids who tan until they look like orange oompa loompas
11. painting
12. people who know everything
13. volley ball