please help me

just say you have a fever.

 

It's all about ambiguous symptoms. Anything that could be everything. Stomach pains, nausia, cold sweats, and diarhiaa are the best. My old employers actually would get imbarassed when I told them I had a case of some serious Hershey Squirts. But, they would say your no good to work, just stay home and we will see you tomorrow. Off course now, even with the way the market is, I'm still busy enough to say...."hey, going to go show some houses." Works every time. Dont forget..... if you call out sick and go surfing..... you better wear copious amounts of sunscreen so you dont get caught.

 

screw it just tell em straight up... im not comming to work b/c im going surfing

 

Ahh...so just tell them you quit.

 

Yup, just tell em you're surfin' - its what you do... (maybe shoulda put that in the resume...)

 

o yea cause employers love to hire unreliable surfers. lol no but seriously just tell them its coming out both ends works everytime. because even if the vomiting stops the ****s dont. but you may wanna think about calling out so early maybe save those call outs when its really firing in the fall. you will be happy you saved your days

 

You can't take off if you started a job a week and a half ago. That is a good way not to get off when it is actually good. It is going to be waist high, not overhead, suck it up. I bite the bullet all the time and miss a few waist high days, but the waist high days aren't the ones you talk about for the rest of your life, it is the chest-head and perfect days, it is the overhead and bombing days. Save your days off for travel, and when it really gets good.

 

bro, work is for squares. quit now, find freedom. find a good parking spot at the beach and just post up in your car there for a few years. I find that the best places for that are accesses which have showers. and you will never miss a dp sesh again

 

even better brah, no need to fill up. get you a tent and set up under a lifeguard stand. primo.

 

or better yet.
save up enough money so you can drive to california.

my big brother did that 3 years ago. I bet he is killing it out there.