If you were a homless surfer(USA) or wanted to bail the rat race where would you go

Yeah, I know you guys are the best. Please uptight, no-fun, meany-guys just be nice for a thread.

If you were a homeless surfer where is the best locale in the United States to "live?"
Please account for waves, climate, availibility of food, restrooms, general populace vibe, conditions of the county jail, and other such factors.

Also, if you desired to move abroad where's the best place to go. Please account for waves, political climate, area's attitude towards white Americans, ease of obtaining citizenship/legal status(or mention whether that's an issue or not), employment opportunities, etc.

Also, please stop yelling at me, if you had a time machine, where would you go......and what year? Remember, your favorite jetty might not have been built yet so......Don't be wise-arses....Use your imaginations and stop trying to be cool. Your not cool. Stop trying to be "cool" and just be yourselves. I know people. I know all the walls and the BS people front with. Most of you are scared and try and act cool as a front. Let down your gaurd. Grown men should stop picking on kids.......Plus these younger kids today...boy.......Oh shoot I just did it. Sorry.

 

Thanks for your imput but yeah, I was kind of looking for more obscure locales than the typical. Plus, I don't like ice so Hawaii is out. Would take a while to swim over there too. Oh and Dog the Bounty Hunter scares me.....he's got high platform cowboy boots and big hair to compensate for his height......Hey how come Hawaiins are always portrayed as tough guys in the surf media but when Dog catches them they always start crying and stuff......over petty warrants.......One time they were after the "Godfather" of Honolulu......they compared him as being the John Gotti of Hawaii......Ummmm John Gotti didn't need a bailbondsmen for a Driving on Suspended warrant. OMG.........

 

Hey Zues, I was not being a wise arse to you. Jeez some of you dudes on here are super sensitive. I wasn't being cocky I just wanted to clear up that I was looking for places other than Southern California and Hawaii. I repeat I was not being a wise-arse to you. Good Lord people. Why are you offended by my post? This isn't Dog Chapman is it? Mr. Super Fish, you need to relax I wasn't giving you the business. I'm a little wacky and can go off-course at times, don't take stuff so personal. I meant absolutely no disrespect.

 

Ahh good one, I even know some dudes around NJ that are from there.

 

Oh I'm American, and it's not a matter of whether I want to work per say.......A lot of, mostly right-wing tards, think that being on welfare is some utopia. Actually depending on the state, single males have a difficult time getting on welfare. It's better to be female with kids......lots and lots of kids. Sexism, man. I think in New Jersey a single person gets around $125 a month. I could be off a few bucks on that one.......And then the corresponding food stamps which I think are in the $200 range. That doesn't sound like paradise to me.

 

You're absolutely right, sir. I have to stop watching TV. God, I used to rarely watch it. Now I'm afraid I might miss something. HA !! Now, I spend too much time on a darn computer.

Can't surf, man. We had a warm consistent fall here in the New Jersey area and now we have to pay for it. Oh, I would just like to inform people of something. Afghanistan doesn't supply the world with dope like the media would have you believe. For instance, here on the east coast it's that South American white smack that gets you. And it comes in through New York not Mexico.

Thanks for your wisdom Hanalei.

 

Hmmm I used to a know a few Philippinos who were cool, I'll keep taht in mind. Thanks for your input and your time, McLovin.

 

Surfin_nigg.......locations man....locations......Give the low down on your homeless surfing experience.
Thanks for your conttibution and time, surfin_nigg