If you were a homless surfer(USA) or wanted to bail the rat race where would you go

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by SouthjettyBill, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    wally - It's not for everyone. Odd jobs are out there if you are hungry. Me thinks you are the lazy one...

    Southjettybill- you missed the point and you are the one that asked the damn question.

    You should both drop out of the ****head olympics and go surfing. It was fun this morning.
     
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  2. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
    Maybe you could be more "pacific" in your response to me because I know not what you speak of. What point have I missed? I comprehended all that you said. OMG you are confusing me. What point did I miss? I hate missing things.

    Anyways, thanks you guys for your thoughts. Your opinions are important and you are all special people.
     

  3. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
    Lee honey, I got your point and if you must know, I would probably do the driving/living in the van type of deal. Ok, ok I don't currently have the privelage of driving but.........

    Ok , here are some questions because I know NOTHING about foreign locales......Nothing..........Where are good places abroad that a relatively intelligent fellow could find accomodating locals for shelter, food, employment opportunities and all. I don't have that "typical American" attitude either. I am not that exceptional.

    If I got pulled over in Nicaragua would I have problems having a not-valid license. I mean I physically have it, it's not expired......just worthless in NJ right now.....

    Hey Lee, you stud you, How were the waves. I'm on it tomorrow morning.
     
  4. oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    May 23, 2006

    For you I would suggest haiti,, the Sudan, China, Iran or North Korea. They'd all love to have you. Have Fun! buh-bye!
     
  5. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    SJB You obviously aren't the type to expat or soul survive or you would have done it already. Why even ask where to go? Are you bored? Adopt a puppy or something.

    I see you just going the homeless route. Turning the occasional trick here and there, maybe stealing someones iphone if opportunity knocks. Post up outside of the nearest 7-11 and talk about the good old days. Live the dream bro! Beat the system!
     
  6. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
    Wow, that hurts Leethestud. Actaully this was just a topic of conversation. I wouldn't take life directions based on a surfing message board. There's always that point when someone decides to change things in their life, leethestud, there is no, "Would have done it already," point.

    Why do you seem so upset leethestud? Is something bothering you? I already have a dog, leethestud. I guess you have me all figured out, huh leethestud. No, leethestud, I wouldn't turn tricks. I'm not that pretty. Sorry, not a thief neither. Oh, you might be one of them moron conservatives. Is that it, leethestud?
     
  7. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
    Oh leethestud, cool name by the way, the good ol days were good for my generation. Your "good ol days," surf wise, will pale in camparision. Oh leethestud, us Jersey dudes hang out at Wawa's not 7-11's. The waves were so much better back in the day.......really they were.

    Lee if you need to talk to someone just reach out for help. Some of y'all get angry when there is nothing to get angry about. Also, I notice that if people don't praise or acknowlegde one's post, some of y'all get angry and turn on those you seek praise from. Mr. SwellInfo dude should hire a shrink for this message board. Some people are very confused on this site.
     
  8. LINY Kiid

    LINY Kiid Member

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    Jan 19, 2012
    Look even if you were semi homeless living in a van or whatever Socal is out of the question and is probably the worst place you would want to be and would def not work out. So why mention it? I mention PR because you could make it work being COMPLETELY homeless ( live off the land etc.) of course PR is not the best place. But PR not being world class because its not consistent? Really... are you gonna tell me that tres palmas and Marias are not world class breaks not to mention Gas Chambers in aguadilla which is one of the best tubes in PR.
     
  9. MDSurfer

    MDSurfer Well-Known Member

    Dec 30, 2006
  10. tropic surfer

    tropic surfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 7, 2011
    LINY Kiid, I made two points there, separated into 2 sections. The first addressed the original poster, and only mentioned Mexico as a possible place to hang out on the cheap.
    I'm from So. Cal, so I kinda know that's nowhere to be without a job or money.

    The second point addressed your 'world class waves' comment. Like I said, on occasion it is epic, ok world class. But, when you're used to seeing typical US coastal waves, it may seem like world class...
    The term is OVER USED..As I said, my opinion of world class is the list of wave spots that more often follow a reef point that breaks consistently.
    Any beach break can be world class on it's best day; doesn't mean it's a world class wave.
    You cannot get a wave at Gas Chambers on a surfboard anymore. Boogie board, maybe.
    I'm done here, stayed in this thread too long.
     
  11. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    Why does everything have to be about politics? I can't just pick on you for being a weirdo?
     
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  12. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
    Weirdo? How so studly? Well, first you reply to this thread as a gentleman, then you start throwing insults at people for no due reason. I didn't say anything that would warrant your sarcasm. For your information, studly, I never wanted to leave New Jersey until recently. I used to LOVE New Jersey. So I "wouldn't have left by now" because I didn't want to leave.

    Your hurtful words ruined my surf this morning. Or was it that the waves sucked. I'm not sure.
     
  13. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
    Surfers love to argue about nothing don't they. Oh leethestud, if I am a weirdo, why do you always seem to be on threads initiated by me? And pick all you like. I'm very mellow these days but if you want a battle of words on a computer go ahead, dude. I just love arguing and shoot.
     
  14. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    Come on man, use some imagination. That would be studLEE.

    I didn't mean to ruin your morning, can we hug and make up? Sorry the waves sucked, really, because vb was decent yesterday. It was nice to finally make some turns.
     
  15. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
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    Yeah you got me there, I should have used studLEE. Didn't think of that one. Sure we can hug. If you do feel the need to pick on someone, go ahead I'm game. I was just testy yesterday...I'm a good sport... I didn't sleep much last night and the waves sucked, so I might be testy today too. Of course as soon as I got out of the water the wind started to go offshore and the sun came out. A dark cloud follows me around I guess. Plus my spot is friggin schitzophrenic......
     
  16. SouthjettyBill

    SouthjettyBill Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2011
    Vancouver or Santa Cruz.......Avalon Pier in the banks.......Jacksonville..........and of course Atlantic City. Hey man who you talking to? Myself. How come? Oh just because. Is there something wrong with you? Yes, there is something wrong with everyone except Gary Busey. What, you want out of here? Yeah, I wanna go where they have waves that barrel and peel, with Sour Diesel growing in the woods. Oh you want to go to Wesport Washington then right? Oh, maybe i do. I'll surf with Pepsi. He's cool. Yes maybe Westport Washington, Indians and the Straight Of Juan de Fuca....you know big swells push waves into twitchen spots up the straight....totally dude..
     
  17. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
  18. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    San Diego. Theres a bum at EVERY intersection asking for money.
     
  19. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

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    Oct 30, 2008
    1. Hawaii
    2. Central Florida (Atlantic side)

    None are ideal. If you want control over where and how you live I would suggest getting a job. No excuses beyond mental or physical ailment! Honestly, jobs are everywhere (maybe not the one you want but one that pays the bills). I miss surf all the time due to work so I don't want to hear no *****ing from anyone!
     
  20. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Oooo someone is old and crusty you don't sound like a surfer?? Are you a kneeboarder?? All work and no play makes a dull man buddy.