I totally disagree. Being from a tourist beach, I know first hand the importance of being a "good tourist". Chew on this: restaurant workers are the best tippers.
Go to Nelson Ave. on Sunday afternoon. If there's not much surf create in your mind or with mind alterers. Call Grog's Surf Palace Surf Report for the surf report, and call Luker and Roth to go surfing with. Have an egg and cheese bagel in the morning. Peanut butter and jelly for lunch and take all the Beach Haven dudes to Panzones for pizza. Defecate before surfing. 5 mil dude it's warm as hells out there. Buy a new board. Or better let walk into Surf Unlimited and say, "I'm taking me a mother trucking board...any problems with that?" Look mean. Sex pre-surf helps on small days so you are mellow, it may hinder you on big days. Good luck Mr. Sniffer. Any more questions just ask
That's no what I mean. If you say, "This is my jetty no one else is allowed." it's like saying this is my one and only spot. Well ok, but you shouldn't go anywhere else to surf because that is not your break. If you are local and just don't enjoy visitors but don't act like you own the spot then you can travel. Hey I didn't make the rules. If you think you can throw others out then you need to stay at your spot. I mean c'mon hassling outsiders at your spot but then going to other peoples' spot is hypocritical. In theory they should throw you out because you left "your" spot and went to "their" spot. OMG I am so confused right now....... And everyone should tip well....all y'all.........Don't be greedy.........throw an extra few dollars to what you were already leaning towards.....And leave your Jersey attitudes at home when you travel. No one should be cocky when you are a vistor at someone else's place.
I am starting to get the idea that he is one of those that,..if they make the paddle out,...they just sit in the lineup and watch others get the goods,..which is cool as long as they stay out of the way.
Who me? Ahh you couldn't be more wrong. Ahh another who tags along poking here...poking there....... I surf by my self, the way GOD intended, 95% of the time. I don't surf in packs. New Jersey's all beachbreak...spread out. And if you were referring to me, big boy, I'll paddle out in anything with you anytime. I never had any problems "getting" out and actually I'm one of those few dudes out when it's blowing onshore at 20+ mph. Stay out of whose way? Yours? AH HA another SWELLINFO shreddah......yeah ok, dude.....Yeah man, I sit off to the side watching cool guys like you shred it when it's so hard to paddle out......whhheeewww I made it. Now I'm gonna watch XGEN70 tear it up. Whoooo Hooooooo. Hey guys stay out of the way, man, there is some serious shredding going on here....... Time to think of a new "idea".......keep trying though....you'll get it one of these days......
Bill you are totally making up rules here. Good tourists just fit right into the mix. No problem. Nobody even notices them. They buy lots of stuff and tip well. Bad tourists paddle right into the peak, hang out inside waiting on shoulders or get stuck inside right under the take off, blow every wave that you call them into. They blindly take off in front of people just to bail. Now it's not an issue of these "locals" being d*cks, its an issue of them having to deal with your inconsiderate and unsafe actions. They don't care where you are from, but you ain't from here. Next time you surf a spot that you don't frequent, as yourself: "are my a good tourist or a bad tourist" When I travel, I make sure to be a good tourist.
Haha, SouthJettyBill how do I even try to talk back to that? You have commented like 230 times in two months while I think i'm at 835 comments in 5 years. Please homeboy, keep the outlandish comments to ya bad self. Lee - this is truly a classic swellinfo thread. reminds me of the good ol' days when Chris Joyner , Matt Johnson, Augaholic, Zach, and MDsurfer were serious contributors and the old school arguments started by trollers every other day. good ol' days. (I was formally Johnnyav13, if you didn't know) As for the swell, people are desperate, very much including me, and I know for certain sunday afternoon at Wrightsville will just be an absolute zoo, as will the island south of it (lolz) and CB and the other surrounding areas. at least the water is still in the 50's! Let it rain SouthJettyBill
..yes, he has already been marginalized. Apparently he had a picture of himself as his avatar, but removed it. Everyone agreed that it was a sure sign of weakness and insecurity. He follows a short list of prior "members" that had difficulty expressing themselves properly on open forums.
Oh man.....another sponger.........five of the seven dudes who give me the business are spongers !!! Jeez, I should be their hero !!! Ok Xgen70, pray tell, what line-up do you dominate? Man, this site gets more hilarious as time goes on. Jeez I feel sorry for the next innocent sponger I run across, because I think the whole East Coast sponging community follows my posts around and nips here and there at me. Hey, I'm flattered.......But also, I'm starting to think that you stand up heroes are right ------ Spongers are kooks. Jeez, I'll have to distance my self from them too. Yeah Fish, not sure about the blogging thing......I'm actually writing a book........as we speak, well, between Swellinfo posts to angry pubescent bodyboarders. I just don't know squat about computers and all the magical stuff you can do with them. I don't embrace technology. I have no cameras........well I did have a camera some years back but I sold it for ^%^. I am ignorant. I've never took a photo from a digital camera...never filmed nothing......never did any of that stuff. Oh man.......I can not believe I rile up the boogie boarders of the east like this.......I'm shocked...Oh shoot now I'm calling them "boogie boarders" too. You have no idea how amusing I find all of this. Hey is this all really happening or did I have one too many dipped cigarettes? Seriously, is this all really happening? I'm not really sure of what is real and what isn't.........
Dude, who are you talking about? I think you may have a more serious problem with Photo Perception Concentration (PCP) than I do. Cause you just are out there man.... But, yeah I have a real problem expressing myself.....and properly, well that's impossible......I am weak that's why I watch Dr. Phil for support. GnarActually.....most of my 200 + posts are due to responding to nitwits like Xgen70.....ya dig, white girl.....Please no attempts at ebonics here.....that goes for all you younger kids.....Jeez some of these younger suburban dudes speak more ghetto than people in North Philly. I do love you GnarActually. LEEEEEEEEE.........I'm not talking about tourists......I'm talking about dudes in places like Oxnard,CA who will do all sorts of nasty things to outsiders(maybe that's faded recently, I don't know).......People like that should not surf anywhere but there own break. By doing otherwise they are breaking their own code.......I'm talking about locals who bother the most respecting, low-key visitor..........Those types should not travel.
"Oh man.....another sponger.........five of the seven dudes who give me the business are spongers !!! " Are you really in this much need of attention? What do you not understand? You answered your own statement. Why do you have to make others that Body Board look bad?
Your alright SJB...anyone that is a friend of Luker's is friend of mine...umm Im in the mode for some fish tacos.....
I don't make bodyboarders look bad....I get respect from surfers in the water......do you? As far as my postings........ You guys who bother me, hide behind the scenes.......you see me and decide to comeout of the woodwork and take a shot........it's about YOU getting attention.....not me. I don't start these "arguments." You guys do !!! OMG......If you guys would shut up I wouldn't have to respond. I don't let anyone get the last word.......it's not about "attention" at all. Look at the posts of my distractors, they're all one or two sentences and never have anything to say. Just be quite and I won't have to respond. But don't start something you can't finish... XGEN70, who took the first shot......YOU DID.....So don't cry because you can't handle an argument. Yeah I make you spiongers look bad on here. OK dude...... Ok let's take a bet......how long do I last this time?
Actually I'm an old friend of Roth's but all my buddies were pals with Luker....does that still count? OMG I even used to talk to Justin Citta on occasions !!!!! OMG !!!!!! And Scrappy Foo......OMG I am a name dropping silly sally aren't I? I am so cool right XGEN70 ? Sniffer, this summer we will go dancing at the Ketch, ok.......OH HECK ALL Y"ALL YOU ALL COME TO JERSEY AND WE WILL HAVE A SWELLINFO DOUCHE BAG MEMORIAL DANCE-OFF......I'm dancing with Lee, though.........
