A true Violation

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by biff22, May 14, 2012.

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  1. live aloha

    live aloha Well-Known Member

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    Oct 4, 2009
    Gruvi, you're back??!!

    I'm stoked, even if the waves suck tomorrow. :p
     
  2. wontonwonton

    wontonwonton Well-Known Member

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    Mar 13, 2007
    Grumpy burnout local *****ing about tourists and how well off they are and how they can ride the same waves as him. Stop *****ing.
     

  3. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    upon further reflection, I pretty much agree with your post except calling the cops. why not just talk to them and tell them to grab the sand on the flat beach and not the dune area?
     
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  4. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    I guess I'm your sheep. I agree with you.....my observation is how many replies this is getting. If the tone was set as positive in the ba-a-a-a-ginning, this tread would have died 2 pages ago. But because everyone feels like a dog in the pack, poor biff is getting taken down by the jugular.....Biff my advice to you at this point is to just relax and let it happen...it's too late Braw :)
     
  5. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    Please, you do not know me. Do not catergorize me okay? I am a part of everyone, but not a dog by any way, shape or form, got it? Thanks.
     
  6. biff22

    biff22 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 28, 2011
    You know...

    First... thanks for the responses...

    I am laughing my ass off at the whooping the older couples ass and killing their walkers. Hilarious. I wish I could explain how obnoxious that guy was in the lineup... you just had to have been there. He was like the little hyperactive dog jumping all over the big bulldog in old Tom and Jerry's. I was actually a little stoked that someone else was paddling out for balance until he opened his mouth...

    I stand by ratting out the old dirtbags stealing sand from the dune. Total bs. Besides the environmental factors, my money goes towards helping keeping up the dunes. F them. I'll call the cops every time. They weren't some elderly couple knitting sweaters and falling asleep on the recliner reading bedtime stories and drinking sleepytime tea either. The guy looked strung out and was dressed like Lil Wayne (in his 50's remind you) with his ankle long jean shorts hanging off his ass and the woman not far behind. They knew what they were doing and they knew they could get in trouble for it. Shady f's.

    But I guess I should have explained all that in my original post. I appreciate the advice, especially the advice to let it slide and not sweat it.
     
  7. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    Keep on digging your retard hole, biff. You get worse looking the more you try to validate your original post.
     
  8. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    Well since you asked it on the form of a question....then my answer is NO! It's metaphoric....Get a grip dude!
     
  9. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    The tourist is probably well off because he would rather live in a cabin in PA instead of being closer to the break. I wouldn't live there if you had a gun to my head. Sounds like it was you who paddled out in the boardshorts, lol. Please stay in your town and shoot squirrels for fun or whatever you do for fun. You ride a 7s surfboard for god sake, now that's kook central. Just don't surf in Monmouth County. There are two many deers in headlights in the way who don't know what they are doing and please stop posting videos of your horrible surfing. Thank you. Hopefully another satisfied customer.
     
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  10. brek

    brek Well-Known Member

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    Jun 17, 2008
    What happened to the old Gruvi... full of stoke and positive vibes?
     
  11. SUPREME

    SUPREME Well-Known Member

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    Sep 8, 2011
    Mahalo you ****ing surfers, god damn nerds.
     
  12. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    And wash your vag; it stinks like sea dirt and farts.
     
  13. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    Bah, I haven't surfed nor gotten laid really good in a long time. Hoping this summer to get back on the horse with both. Russian chicks are waiting for me to get back on the island...
     
  14. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    I pretty sure that's your upper lip you're smelling.

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  15. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    I'm liking you more now! :)
     
  16. biff22

    biff22 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 28, 2011
    wow...

    Gruvi,

    Not trying to get into a pissing contest with you. Relax with the direct insults. I was just telling a story. Get over it.
     
  17. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Dang! Gruvi is all AGRO now! must be standing up on his board now and everything! Seriously, yourdirtymomma, check his earlier posts. He was a noob, giving way too much info and looking for some friendly surf talk. Chill Gruvi!
     
  18. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    I don't have to like you biff, and I don't.
     
  19. gruvi

    gruvi Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2011
    Effing ay, I'm standing...throwin buckets too, so what?
     
  20. biff22

    biff22 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 28, 2011
    Damn Gruvi!

    Whole new perspective now that we know you're a noob. It's nice that you've decided to learn to surf. Could it have been you out there that day? Stealing sand and inquiring about things that aren't your business? And you only know how to go straight? No turning yet for you right? It WAS you! I knew it! Stoked! This made my day! Who's going surfing!?!?!?

    Give me a break dude. It's just as absurd for you to not like me after reading this thread as it is for me to assume you were the turd floating in the line-up that day. Either way you weren't there and it has no effect on you. Relax.
     
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