The horror!

this. it seems pretty obvious that your job doesn't require you to actually work so why don't you just go surf? or is there a dildo quota you have to meet each day?

 

Ha Ha Good one

 

you're right. i've only managed to score a 3 hour dp in glassy conditions so far. but it's only 9am here. maybe later i'll go pick up trash in the parking lot.

 

Yup. I'd trade my 5 hour morning sesh at Mayport for a job. It was good but not all time or anything.

 

dildo talk + this =TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

it happens. only cure is booze...i cant speak to dildos.

 

we got some fun ones this morning in VB, nothing epic but some nice long and clean thigh to waist with occ stomach sets. i went out to 1st st early this morning around 545 and there werent too many people out. croatan looked good too. i should be switching to the midnight shift on sunday...cant wait. ill be able to surf more and ditch this week of 100 degree temps

 

I've been a jerk probably longer than you have been an adult but the point remains like other posters have stated you seem to be either a post whore or just trying to get your post count up for the title. 195 posts in less than 2 months WOW! Either you are lonley and looking for an outlet on this forum or you just like posting nonsense and sex toy jokes.

 

evidently having a little fun is something you don't believe in

 

Sorry I insulted your girlfriend. Maybe you two should have another sexually charged conversation on the forum again.

 

wtf is the big deal with someone posting about how they are bummed they are missing surf?
missing surf f-ing sucks big time. I don't recommend it.
lol.

 

that's ok. summer always brings out the douchebags

 

saying grow up and welcome to being an adult is another way of saying I'm a slave to the system. I fall under the "adult" category, but in no way do I put anything (including a job) before my own happiness. So if its epic, Ill call in dead.

If anyone wants a job, they can have mine. Furniture sales is good money and if you dont like using your brain its the job for you.

I gotta know dirty, what in gods name are you doing driving 70 miles from St. Aug to work in a porn shop? When I lived in there, there were adult stores on every block of US1

 

And little little ***** ass pieces of **** like you who enjoy cyber flirting. Again nothing wrong with being bummed from missing a sesh but my original point is still that most internet forums preview the first post of a thread when you hover over it so you can decide if you want to click and read further. Or at the very least show who started the thread. If I saw it was Dirty Momma I would have figured it to be mundane internet ramblings and never have read further. My rant is that there have been a lot of wasteful post by the OP that are more appropriate of a Twitter feed to update others of your day than a forum. Now I know why I used to never read these threads and guess I'm done now. Have a great summer all and hope everyone gets waves!

 

Why the F*** do you have 4 posts in a thread that you wish had a preview so that you can NEVER open the thread?? Guess you won't be reading this anyways since you're "done now"

 

Little tidbit rcarter..... there is a preview of the first post if you hover over the page title or # AND each thread shows who started the forum. Are you so angry because you're legally blind? Maybe you need some dp action.....