Attention Summer Surfers

Hey dudes, welcome back to the seashore. I would like to ax you somethings if you don't mind.

1. Could y'all spread out? Don't crowd together. I'm not talking about summer surfing spots during lifegaurd hours, I'm talking off-hours.

2. Hey if you are a novice, then don't go out at the best spots. Work your way up the ladder, eses.

3. HEY YOU AGGRO DUDES.......Paddling all around.....one minute your over there......next minute you're over here......CALM DOWN.......Stake a claim to an area and stay there. If you are thirty yards south of me, DO NOT paddle over to me if a few mushburgers pop up in front of me. Leave your attitudes somewhere else. You surf three months a year, you don't have any right to paddle around like you own the place. GAWD !!!!

4. Be excellent to each other. Be nice.....be friendly....even to the shreddah number ones who think they are cool, like Rob Kelly. Kill them with kindness. Man, that would be cool if Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure could really happen to me.

5. Please leave Labor Day. No hanging around in September, ok.

Thanks y'all. Yo, Erock !!!

 

MR SNIFFER.......NON !!!!!! You will stay where you are. Do not paddle over in front of me or KARATE CHOP !!!!

Hey you eating fish tacos at Lex Mex this summer......Yeah dog......

Remember Mr. Sniffer, I will always be there for you if you need to eradicate those North Jersey types......Remember Mr. Sniffer, "I'll be there........I'll be there.........Just call my name and I'll be there."

Staright up......man. Leeward in the house........

 

Yo, what's up CBS.......hope everything is well....Nahhh, can't seem to get the hang of the astral projection yet.....

 

Dark Barrels, if you will take heed, the intelligent people on here like me......hmmmmmmm

The stupid people don't. hmmmmmmmm

Really if we took the pro SJB people and the anti SJB people and had an intelligence comparison, WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE SMART ONES?

I only flood up forums when I have to tame morons who keep yapping. If they didn't start anything. I wouldn't "flood" the forum.

DARK BARRELS, the most asinine post from me has more insight and depth than anything you have ever typed.

DARK, please direct us to your posts that have either been informative, intelligent, or entertaining......We'll wait................................................................................

Still waiting ......

Hey dude, I'll blow you the F out of the water you kook. Come surf with me.........

Oh, do you realize the folly of this statement, " why do people acknowledge him?" Ummm Dark Barrels, you acknowledged me, not once but twice. Wow, some of you people are really stupid.

 

Atlantic City......anytime......we can go in this flat **** if you want or wait for a swell.....I don't care.

Oh hey I just saw you joined a few days ago.......so how did you know about me? And my threads get more views and replies than anything else so you don't have to worry about the numbers, dude.

Don't play around with me either......I know you types will arrange a meeting spot and not show up. So since you are the tough guy instigating trouble with me, PM your phone number or some way I can contact you. And we'll get together.

Oh and don't call me Buddy.

Hey we can't surf there obviously, but can you get to Hammonton, NJ right now........I'll meet you at the train station.......

"No one wants to deal with dellusional pricks...." Well you sure do !!!!! You started this. Oh I guess you are a summer surfer type and got offended huh?

Next time Mr. Swellinfo Guy makes a business decision he should contact you for advise.......you know your stuff..

Dark Barrels........say something interesting to us all..........inform us........entertain us.......Go ahead.........

 

It's all yours man.......I haven't been in that neck of the woods for years.

Though I do like that area in the winter........ahh the memories.

Somebody eat some Panzones for me....

Who's going to take me out dancing at The Ketch this summer? I have a new dress and I want to show it off.

Say hi to the police up there for me too.......I just loved getting pulled over there. " Do you have any marijuana in your car, sir.......do you mind if we check?" Yeah I mind. "Sir we are going to call a K-9 unit" Go ahead, I love dogs. HAHA the memories.........

ATTENTION DARK BARRELS: ok dude.........you start an internet battle and now they are for children. I agree, but no one who starts shoot with me will meet me in person, And I've told people I'm only 4'8".......95 pounds.....and a pacifist.

I am done arguing with people on this site........meet me or shut yos mouths. And I don't want to fight I just want to talk, in person