this is in response to all the kooks clogging up the water lately - IF YOU MEET ME AT MY BREAK, I WILL KNOWINGLY DROP IN ON YOU FACE!!! BECAUSE I'M A LOCAL AND I'M COOL LIKE THAT!!! I'VE OWNED MY SECOND HOME JUST 30MIN INLAND FROM MY BREAK FOR OVER 5 YEARS NOW!!!!! First I'll catch a wave right by you from the outside on my 11'0" soft top I like to call "thunder", and then I'll paddle right by you just in time to catch the next one! And if you drop in on me you better get ready for the *****iest attitude ever!!! I will curse at you!!! just needed to let people know, cuz a lotta junk has been going down lately and I don't think they know who I am
seriously though, there's a pretty decent swell coming this weekend, just about perfect size for me and clean in the mornings so I'm just letting everyone know now. E.S.P. will be reading your mind so don't even have a thought about taking my set wave when I'm sitting wayyyy out the back!
I don't know what got dingus is but I do know that all you hipster, "socially aware" wannabes with your "laybacks" and your "airs" better watch out when big daddy phil is trucking down the line 6 feet in front of the curl in a barrel stance. My board has lightning bolts and a rebel flag spraypainted on it so you can't miss it even though you might want to.
Bro, the know the best way to show your local status is to throw a Salt Life sticker on the back of your truck.
Sorry, but that's just a piss-poor attempt at mimicking the writing style of SJB. I also think you missed an opportunity to make a clever post on this one, too. You should have played it straight; acted like a reformed man after the last banning. I might have believed that one, it would've seemed to have been his style of going about things. And doesn't anyone else find the humor in the Anti-SJB crowd continuing to bring him up after he's gone? Imitation is the highest form of flattery, after all.
Just the fact that your using a spray painted soft top takes the fear away, haha. Don't get me wrong though..I have a soft top that I enjoy using every now and then.
I don't know who this SJB guy is but the only people I mimic are Jesus.... and Zeus when I'm thundering down the line!! YEWWW!!! meet me at my break sheetglass! I'm just saying... I'll paddle right by you and then post up 5 feet closer to the the peak. you'll feel my breath.