dumping in the water?

lifeguards near you are sh*tting all the time. It's liberating. we used to call it a seadump. yep, when you see the lifeguard swim way out with the buoy, feet propped up, swimming against the current with there pants in their mouth, yep... seadump.

I hadn't done one in years but a few weeks ago we were in indian river inlet on the boat and the stomach gremlins were working in me. holy sh*t. I jumped in, dropped them and let out a feast for the crabs. enjoy those blue crabs this year.

 

You are obviously uncouth!

 

I'll make you a deal: You stay in PA, you wont have to see me **** near you in the water.

 

You're a pig.

 

aquabomb anyone???

 

lotta dog poop flowing out those drain pipes too...think about that

 

I bombed it up on Saturday just south of Dewey, hope you all got a nice taste.

 

Two more the last two weekends. I feel one brewing for this weekend.

 

We call it a sea****. I've only done it in warm water wearing trunks and in uncrowded or empty lineups.

My technique is as follows:

1. Untie/unbutton/unvelcro board shorts
2. (Optional if small day or long time between sets): Unhook leash
3. Jump off board and dive underwater.
4. Take off shorts and hold in one hand.
5. Swim rapidly underwater whilst ****ting. (Should consider currents.)

When I was younger man living in Hawaii and a much heavier drinker, I would get the beer ****s during weekend sessions, so I'd say I was a fairly "regular" sea****ter. It's been years since I've shat in the sea, and I don't drink anymore so I can't really say if I'll do it again.

I do surf IRI regularly, so I'll keep my eyes (and nose) open for d-dell's sweet Baby Ruths.

 

Thought this was relevant...

http://www.tampabay.com/news/health/bacteria-results-in-advisory-for-five-pinellas-beaches/1240903

 

I'm dumping in the water RIGHT NOW!

 

Now that's talent, posting on SI while dumping in the water... brilliant!

 

Must have a lifeproof iphone cover.

 

Good God man, will a mod please kill this thread?!

 

yes... that age old aquabomb... so great... until you see one floating by....

 

should always be done down current.

 

I tried it once a while back in Cali in the water submerged ( no wet suit) and that sphincter had a devil of a time opening up. I have however crapped under beach homes in Malibu in my skimboarding days...........

 

First aqua dump of the tourist season . . . .great

 

Do more guys do it on the East Coast hence the color of the water? Apparently Californians are more Eco-conscious. Is that why they have blue-er water?

Btw, just dumped in non-oceanic water. Great thread! Cape Charles will not soon forget me! Hope you guys stay out of the jetty this evening. VB is next on my hit list.

 

Don't you mean $hit list?