Morning Session

Discussion in 'Southeast' started by kiaora, Jul 25, 2012.

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  1. Jul 25, 2012 #1
    kiaora

    kiaora Member

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    This morning, it was thigh to waist and glassy. I'm taking off at the peak and a \"local\" decides to drop in on me ... I yell, \"You Blowhole!\" What do i get in return from the 6 foot, 400+ pounder? ... A big eyeball and a smirky grin. lol.;) You guys really do need to learn how to turn left or right and ride down the line ... instead of straight, you kooks! lol. :cool:
     
    kiaora, Jul 25, 2012
    kiaora, Jul 25, 2012
  3. Jul 25, 2012 #2
    Anthonyz

    Anthonyz Well-Known Member

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    May 15, 2012
    ahahaha, that's pretty funny and true
     
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  5. Jul 25, 2012 #3
    dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    Locals that can't ride the line? What is this - Topsail Beach?
     
    dlrouen, Jul 25, 2012
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  6. Jul 25, 2012 #4
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    Hehehe.

    I think the OP is in AB or EI, where this can hold even more true!
     
    Erock, Jul 25, 2012
    Erock, Jul 25, 2012
  7. Jul 25, 2012 #5
    dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    You're dead on, Erock. Plus, I don't think I've ever heard anyone use the word "blowhole" in 910 waters.
     
    dlrouen, Jul 25, 2012
    dlrouen, Jul 25, 2012
  8. Jul 25, 2012 #6
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    the 6foot 400lb-er owes you nothing. lol.
     
    MFitz73, Jul 25, 2012
    MFitz73, Jul 25, 2012
  9. Jul 25, 2012 #7
    oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    "blowhole" nice! It's like you censored yourself for network TV...
     
    oipaul, Jul 25, 2012
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  10. Jul 25, 2012 #8
    Dudicles

    Dudicles Well-Known Member

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    Mar 30, 2012
    Was he at least wearing a leash?
     
    Dudicles, Jul 25, 2012
    Dudicles, Jul 25, 2012
  11. Jul 25, 2012 #9
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Did he have a "Salt Life" tramp stamp tattoo?
     
    DawnPatrol321, Jul 25, 2012
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  12. Jul 25, 2012 #10
    kiaora

    kiaora Member

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    Jul 2, 2012
    The "local" was a dolphin, which is why I used the word "blowhole." Just a little humor for the day...
     
    kiaora, Jul 25, 2012
    kiaora, Jul 25, 2012
  13. Jul 25, 2012 #11
    dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    You got us.
     
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  14. Jul 25, 2012 #12
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    Awwww DIP!

    Man, I haven't seen my pet dolphins at my "secret" spot in a long time. Maybe they headed your way to hassle you for the summer. If you see one with some seaweed/barnacle like growth going on around his dorsal, watch out--he'll snake you every chance he gets, which depends on the amount of baitfish in the water at the time.
     
    Erock, Jul 25, 2012
    Erock, Jul 25, 2012
  15. Jul 25, 2012 #13
    oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    Zing! you got me.
     
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  16. Jul 25, 2012 #14
    soulrebel

    soulrebel Well-Known Member

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    Jan 14, 2011
    Clever! Gotta love those guys.
     
    soulrebel, Jul 25, 2012
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  17. Jul 25, 2012 #15
    Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

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    That's the perfect description of this post
     
    Zippy, Jul 25, 2012
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  18. Jul 25, 2012 #16
    cresto4

    cresto4 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2010
    Niiiiiiice...
     
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  19. Jul 25, 2012 #17
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Damn, it was a joke!? I thought we were getting ready to have another argument thread going on. It's flat so what else we got to do?
     
    rcarter, Jul 25, 2012
    rcarter, Jul 25, 2012
  20. Jul 25, 2012 #18
    Gfootr

    Gfootr Well-Known Member

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    Dec 26, 2009
    Excellent post. Sharks are sneakier... they drop in from underneath you.
     
    Gfootr, Jul 25, 2012
    Gfootr, Jul 25, 2012
  21. Jul 26, 2012 #19
    dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget about pelicans - they are the sneakiest. Pelicans attack from above...they drop bombs.
     
    dlrouen, Jul 26, 2012
    dlrouen, Jul 26, 2012
  22. Jul 26, 2012 #20
    Dudicles

    Dudicles Well-Known Member

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    Mar 30, 2012
    Man if I got cut off by a dolphin I'd poop right there in the water. Anyone else drop deuces in the water?
     
    Dudicles, Jul 26, 2012
    Dudicles, Jul 26, 2012
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