Most common thing said in the lineup today...

No waves here. Chilling on beach. Most common thing here was pregnant people in bikinis. Cover up that baby! Jeeeez

 

hey you were once pregnant too

 

I didn't talk to anyone for an hour and a half...

Then finally a guy said to me, "If the wind goes offshore it could get really good."

I go... "yea."

But in my head, I'm saying... "75 degree water, glassy, chest to shoulder high and 5 guys out IS really good... to me."

 

Oh... and why doesn't anybody start a "Swellinfo nailed it today!" thread?

 

" dude I been to Costa RIca so many times im sick of it "= prick

 

Where did you surf?? You're local creek? Shoulda checked out some other spots bro.

 

Grammar zing!

My favorite thing to say to people I don't know in the lineup: "Man, it would be so rippable if it were 2-3 feet bigger!"

I get some of the funniest looks with that one.

 

Oh yeah, surftb15. Pregnancy is sexy, unless it's some Shamu-weight dogface.

 

It's so wet

 

Was surfing Ponce Inlet yesterday and some redneck with 2 inches of space between each tooth on a 8-9ft board catches a 3 foot wave and comes back hooting and hollering about how nice of BARREL that was.....

 

Wow people must really be Jonesing. "really good" YES, it was waist to chest but it was so weak. You had to work so hard to get a turn even on a fish. Maybe it was fun on a longboard but this swell was soo butt its not even funny. I guess by summer standards it was ok but man I need some real waves soon. This weak wind swell is just not cutting it. Is it me or does 2012 seem like the weakest year for surf yet. The winter was absolute garbage now hurricane season...come on. By now we would have had at least one swell with juice even if it was winded out.