"Surfing, bench pressing, you name it. IT'S ON!!, "

On the "intranet" by the way....LOL!!!

 

His grammar/spelling is impeccable

 

Some one needs to tell esse to watch his back there's pirates on this forum. They'll get his booty...

 

http://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE

 

SJB has "put me in the corner" for suggesting it was him. And I quote, "Dirty Mother, I check into Swellinfo a few times a week. It's the only message board I like, and only one of three that I have ever actively participated.

I am deepely saddened that you thought that, Njshredmachine, was possibly myselves. Even when I go after people I have a much more sophisticated style. Also, that dude is retarded. I have a decent command of the English language.....sort of. Well, at least I can spell, "INTRANETS."

And actually, I never launced an unprovoked attack on anyone there. Really, go to SouthjettyBill's profile page and see the threads I started. Nothing bad there at all. I actually started taking heat because I publicly apologized to some dude, who was acting a bit too-cool-for-school, and I kind of snapped on him. Hey, I like walking on the Ocean City boardwalk. According to that guy, that makes one a tourist kook. I disagreed. But I was a little harsh. I apologized and that's when I started taking heat.

Dirty, you must be punished for this mistaken identity mishap. I fine you $100.00 plus $25 court fees. Also, I impose a six month jail sentence which will be suspended during six months of supervised probation. A second offense will result in a $500 fine, up to two years imprisonment, and 180 hours of community service. You are free to go."

Then I asked if I could repost his message and he said "Yeah you can copy it. Just make sure that you tell them that I love every single one of them guys, no matter how stupid some of them might be......well excpet for Stranded in Smithfield and XGen70."

That will conclude your back door dose of Mr. SJB!

 

I would like to note that this quote was directed towards me.

 

I am used to new people getting on here and talking crap. The bench press thing got me! That was just funny!!

 

Originally Posted by NJshredmachine
First of dlrouen I did a little investigation and found out you surfed aT North Carolina beach. Typical southerner. You know nothing about waves brah!! Look at my avatar. That's a wave! You are located next to the puddle rider that surfs the 360 days straight. Look at his pics for Christ sakes! Don't start wagging our mouth when you can't back it up. Surfing, bench pressing, you name it. IT'S ON!!

zaGaffer really owned the thread: "I'm getting paid to do this right now."

[video=youtube;PHiEz0pR-pc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHiEz0pR-pc[/video]

 

It's true... SJB pm'ed me numerous threats as I recall...

 

Just checking in from home and kinda sad to see the thread locked, it was great while it lasted.

 

i just want to know how he finds the time to surf between all the roid injections and tanning/hair geling sessions.....

 

I hope he is real. I hope we have a real life agro local jersey shore guido on our hands. Please lord don't ban him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iro83UAg6Uk

"Yeah, I grunt when I get my swell on at the gym. That's cuz everyone should see how jacked and tan I am"

 

Honestly......I feel lucky to be in close personal contact with SJB.......When I was running a relief kitchen in NJ last November, I tried but failed to make time to go met him in person. I'd love to spend a full day with that guy. Anywho....you maybe wounder what this has to do with any of that......

Another back door dose......"Hey Dirty, please post this on that thread to ZA GAffer on Swellinfo.....it's short.

No, SJB was not banned due to behind the scenes activity. One guy said it was because I sent him threatening PM's. Nope. That was a glory seeker. I was banned because Mr. Swellinfo Guy said that, "My posts weren't 'bad,' but I took over the forum, and the forum became all about me." That's untrue also.

Thanks Dirty. Sorry to bother you but I would appreciate that this gets out. Also, give my compliments to Za Gaffer, he's the west coast Erock."

Does this make me the official SJB filter? There are thing that I haven't posted Gawd I love that guy! A few of you too.

 

You can bark as loud as you want But can you biteAnd everyone knows NJ has the best waves in the USA Check yourself When you come to my backyard and find yourself screaming down a 16 foot swell (see my avatar) you'll find true waves not crap like redneck North Carolina has lower case!

 

hawaii has the best waves in the USA skippy.

 

Post your avatar, we can't see it... for all i know it's a RC Surfer.

 

I probably bench press the most of anyone on this thread... lol.