First Time To Nicaragua Questions

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  1. Feb 1, 2013 #1
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    Is it safe???
     
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    Erock, Feb 1, 2013
  3. Feb 1, 2013 #2
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    No!!! We need to call Jesse Ventura in on this!!!!
     
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  5. Feb 1, 2013 #3
    wet suit = no tourists

    wet suit = no tourists Well-Known Member

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    Not on days ending with the letter y
     
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  6. Feb 1, 2013 #4
    cgrizzard

    cgrizzard Well-Known Member

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    Yes it's very safe. Just use common (travel) sense
     
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  7. Feb 1, 2013 #5
    cgrizzard

    cgrizzard Well-Known Member

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    Or was this thread meant to be a joke haha
     
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  8. Feb 1, 2013 #6
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    It's all good until the 17 y/o banditos steal your iPad and wallet, then you are forced to pimp yourself out to Lauren Ginsberg for bus fare.
     
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    brewengineer, Feb 1, 2013
  9. Feb 1, 2013 #7
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    No!!! I heard Mary Lee is heading there
     
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  10. Feb 1, 2013 #8
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    I'm allergic to bandits, they give me sores "down there."
     
    Erock, Feb 1, 2013
    Erock, Feb 1, 2013
  11. Feb 1, 2013 #9
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Is it worse than reef rash? It has to be bad if its "down there"!!
     
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    fl.surfdog, Feb 1, 2013
  12. Feb 2, 2013 #10
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    Man, it's kinda like what happens when you hump fire coral. Maybe it's the duct tape they use or the fact that they obviously never clean their machetes.

    Regardless, after reading all the threads I'm really really scared. What happens if Nicaragua wants to come meet me at MY break? I'm never leaving the house again.
     
    Erock, Feb 2, 2013
    Erock, Feb 2, 2013
  13. Feb 2, 2013 #11
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Yikes!!! Its almost worse than the upcoming Zombie Apocolypse....be scared, be very scared.
     
    fl.surfdog, Feb 2, 2013
    fl.surfdog, Feb 2, 2013
  14. Feb 2, 2013 #12
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    I was planning a trip to Nica, but now i don't know, I'm thinking Chicago.
     
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    Koki Barrels, Feb 2, 2013
  15. Feb 3, 2013 #13
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff, and amusing, some of the comments.

    Just curious.....how many of the post-ers on this thread & the others have actually lived in or visited Nica....?
    Like I said. Just curious. 'Cause if you haven't lived there, it's just smart-mouth anonymous Internet dumb-shiiiite posts. And I'm not even judging whether the doofus from Green Turd Surf or the other putzes who got held up are right or wrong.

    Just amazing to see how many people who should just remain silent or STFU can't keep from pounding their metaphorical pud = keyboard.

    And yeah....I lived there. I owned property in Iguana. Home break: Playa Colorado & Panga Drop.
    I know how it is there.
     
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    yankee, Feb 3, 2013
  16. Feb 3, 2013 #14
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Yankee, we are just having fun, and then you go and get serious on us....geeeez...
     
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  17. Feb 3, 2013 #15
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    Yeah dude.... quit harshing my bandit vibe.

    Seriously though... did you really think I started this thread with any respect to seriousness???
     
    Erock, Feb 3, 2013
    Erock, Feb 3, 2013
  18. Feb 3, 2013 #16
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    I'm about to meet you at your break!
     
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  19. Feb 3, 2013 #17
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    On second thought, judging by Yankee's cut-and-paste job one can only come to the conclusion that he is the leader of the duct tape bandits!
     
    Erock, Feb 3, 2013
    Erock, Feb 3, 2013
  20. Feb 3, 2013 #18
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    If that's the ase, let me know when you guys are hiring Yankee!
     
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    seldom seen, Feb 3, 2013
  21. Feb 3, 2013 #19
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    A
    Blah blah blah, who cares where you lived?! None of us care if Nica is the best place in the world or if it is a war zone. All we know is there have been multiple threads with the same reworded bandito story here, and it is getting old. Guess you missed the point behind the whole joke thread thing.
     
    brewengineer, Feb 3, 2013
    brewengineer, Feb 3, 2013
  22. Feb 3, 2013 #20
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Point(s) taken, guys. I accept my bullet.
    Rock on... or, even better, Erock on.
     
    yankee, Feb 3, 2013
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