Discussing Roy's surfboard designs.

lol, thanks blah blah blah.

 

I like tubercles....

 

there is a problem with this thread.... the title is wrong. We are not discussing the board designs of Fake Roy. but we are discussing the absolute nonsense of what he charges for a board.
so the title of this threat should be renamed to something more appropriate... like "discussing Roy's insanity."

 

I am not too concerned with what other people think of my board,. I make them because I enjoy spending time in my shop and making something I can use. I give them to friends if they need a board. Not trying to impress anyone I just wanted to show what a board made from cedar decking with knots looks like.

This thread should end because its pointless right now.

 

Hey man I thought your board is beautiful and a work of art. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise (not joking).

 

Roy you dont come into a room of people who probably know more about surfboards then you do and tell them you have the most advanced surfboard with the most advanced price tag when your board is no better then what the ancient pioneers of the sport were using.

You will never win anyone over unless you make something worth the price, or lower you price to say about 750 to 1100 bucks. tops.

 

I was also thinking about a reasonable price for these things... a good deal of work DOES go into them, and the materials and process will be expensive. I bet he could actually sell a few if he priced them closer to $2500. I mean, I saw someone drop that on a hardwood dresser in the mall the other day. $500,000 is just crazy. ANyone who has made that kind of money hopefully has the sense not to blow it like that.

 

Roy if I ever see you in the lineup and you drop in on me Im gonna take your legs out. lol.
I kid I kid. but seriously... you're really annoying with this surfboard stuff of yours. Its like you're trying to tell us the world is flat.... or that women who can do math are witches...

 

I'm going to apply the Roy Stuart business model to my STUD service. My semen will now sell for $500000/ tadpole. They have been engineered with much physics and rocket sciences and drug abuse such that they are unique to all other semens. They have mutated such that I have had to encase my nads in titanium to prevent getting every woman pregnant within 6 mile radius. Titanium is very expensive and itchy. Each sperm takes me over a year to craft. I am holding clinics to help other, but far inferior men, make their semen as cool as mine, and we are also looking in mass production of my sperm in china. It's a simple matter physics. If you are the 1% with more cents than sense, my nads await. We won't get into how my semen will bust right through even the best eggs out there, or why walking the nose is for inferior humans with weaker sperm.

 

Roy, the videos show me one thing... you are not a very good surfer. Not because you can't walk on the nose... even though you cant, but you look like you are going to fall on every single turn you make.
Now tell me, are you losing your balance because you are a bad surfer, or because the board is not a good surf board? Or both? But it can't be neither.

 

sorry, I got lost when you called me a communist. The boards are cool but we all think you are nuts, and it is just wrong what you do to those poor rich people.