Hey guys, I see that its now a free for all. after weeks of nonsense posts showing up and culminating in the fins on the front of a surfboard... I had a thought.... how about wheels on a surfboard? I mean think about it. skateboards are things we stand on. we stand on surfboards... why not put wheels on surfboards?
Sometimes I sit on my surfboard... I sit on my toilet too. Maybe I should put a roll of toilet paper in the front and nudie mag on the back
What about wetsuits with gun holsters... So you can shoot someone that drops in (more effective than the Fitzpedo). Or better yet, you can shoot sharks 10 feet under water! When you get that eerie feeling you can just start popping off shots randomly... That'll show em
I have sex with my girlfriend. I also have sex with my surfboard. Maybe I should rub wax all over my girlfriend?
True dat.... I heard Obama threatened to Fizpedo N. Korea. They have since backjed down and removed their missle from the coast... Good job
I was at the 7/11 at whalebone junction when a goober came out with a bar of sex wax. he was waving at his heffer sow wife saying. "lookit honey, we're in for a good time tonite. yessir" He prolly knew what it was for so he'd rubbed it on her fat back so she wouldn't buck him off.
It may just be that Roy is working on this very item for his $ 3mln board that's rumored to be coming out of the skunkworks.
