shotting the pier

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by NJshredmachine, Apr 16, 2013.

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  1. Apr 16, 2013 #1
    NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

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    I have at the Ventor city pier. anyone else?/ I k now Kelly Slater has in California Its got to be perfect condtions but you want a rush try it.
     
    NJshredmachine, Apr 16, 2013
    NJshredmachine, Apr 16, 2013
  3. Apr 16, 2013 #2
    NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

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    shooting the pier my brand new iphone 5 changed the spelling
     
    NJshredmachine, Apr 16, 2013
    NJshredmachine, Apr 16, 2013

  5. Apr 16, 2013 #3
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Ruined my 1st board that way, the pier shredmachined the bottom of my brand new 6'4" BAT, i patched it up best I could and attempted to surf it for a while but it really didn't float too well after that, still have it actually, looks like someone used it for target practice
     
    DawnPatrol321, Apr 16, 2013
    DawnPatrol321, Apr 16, 2013
  6. Apr 16, 2013 #4
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    I guess when he shotted the pier, he stuck his arse out over the water and dropped.
     
    brewengineer, Apr 16, 2013
    brewengineer, Apr 16, 2013
  7. Apr 16, 2013 #5
    mgshevs

    mgshevs Active Member

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    NJshredmachine seems like a kook haha
     
    mgshevs, Apr 16, 2013
    mgshevs, Apr 16, 2013
  8. Apr 16, 2013 #6
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    NJSHREDMACHINE,

    If you ever shot the pier, it was by accident, and then you shat your board shorts...

    Just another North Carolina Hillbilly. YEEEE HAWWWW!
     
    CBSCREWBY, Apr 16, 2013
    CBSCREWBY, Apr 16, 2013
  9. Apr 16, 2013 #7
    quiksilver1231

    quiksilver1231 Well-Known Member

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    what? don't you see his avatar? clearly he rips and that's definitely him
     
    quiksilver1231, Apr 16, 2013
    quiksilver1231, Apr 16, 2013
  10. Apr 16, 2013 #8
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Check out the pic of his air on his profile page, they don't call him the shredmachine for nothing.
     
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  11. Apr 16, 2013 #9
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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  12. Apr 16, 2013 #10
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    BTW, here is an awesome pic of me getting pitted. So pitted.

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    brewengineer, Apr 16, 2013
    brewengineer, Apr 16, 2013
  13. Apr 16, 2013 #11
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    ^Dude that's sooo heavy, and yeah, even though that pic says it's John John it's really the shredmachine, you can't believe everything you read on the internet.
     
    seldom seen, Apr 16, 2013
    seldom seen, Apr 16, 2013
  14. Apr 16, 2013 #12
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    John John is the shredmachine, just here to troll us all...
     
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  15. Apr 16, 2013 #13
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Man brewengineer, You got some massive pecs. Bet you can bench 450! Sweet board too! Is that a genuine Roy Stewart?
     
    CBSCREWBY, Apr 16, 2013
    CBSCREWBY, Apr 16, 2013
  16. Apr 16, 2013 #14
    quiksilver1231

    quiksilver1231 Well-Known Member

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    but they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.... right?
     
    quiksilver1231, Apr 16, 2013
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  17. Apr 16, 2013 #15
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    That is correct.^
     
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  18. Apr 16, 2013 #16
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Just curious about preparations for this maneuver? Do you pop a few bench-offs in advance of your shotting & does your buff surf hunney featuring her installed inflatables capture your moment on video with your gleaming new iPhone 5? Not the 4; certainly not the 3; the 5. Oh, and only when it's 23 footers?
     
    yankee, Apr 16, 2013
    yankee, Apr 16, 2013
  19. Apr 16, 2013 #17
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Was that one of those 23 fotters that he surfed in hurricane Sandy...lol
     
    fl.surfdog, Apr 16, 2013
    fl.surfdog, Apr 16, 2013
  20. Apr 16, 2013 #18
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Damn Shredmachine you mean Slater had to go all the way to Cali to shoot a pier? Aren't there in in FL?

    On a dif note anyone think Shredmachine is South Jetty Bill reincarnated?
     
    rcarter, Apr 16, 2013
    rcarter, Apr 16, 2013
  21. Apr 16, 2013 #19
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    My friend shatted off of a pier once

    No way, SouthJettyBill had a brain.
     
    Koki Barrels, Apr 16, 2013
    Koki Barrels, Apr 16, 2013
  22. Apr 16, 2013 #20
    NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

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    Jan 17, 2013
    Yeah dummy. He shot the honeyton beach pier. YouTube it genious..
     
    NJshredmachine, Apr 16, 2013
    NJshredmachine, Apr 16, 2013
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