Happy Earth Day

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by trevolution, Apr 22, 2013.

  1. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    Most of you have heard of earth day, but many of you aren't old enough to remember the first one that fateful day back in the 70's. Heres a quick rundown of how it went:


    "while it may be a celebration/holiday now, earth day was originally a day of violence and scorn.

    millions of dirty dirty hippies got together and "demanded change man, like really dude" from their government. Their combined smell overpowered the administration and the synergistic effect of all that dirty wook BO was enough to compound together and start global warming.

    thanks you dirty liberals, enjoy your hippie day."
     
  2. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Nothing like waking up to a bunch of Al Gore fueled propaganda. Really made my morning. Still feeling the effects from this Global Colding down in Low Country.... I am sure Illinois and Minnesota are pissed about this overheating world that we live in =)

    I think earth day falls about 2 days too late. if you know what I mean. Looking at you hippies.
     

  3. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    god al gore sucks man
     
  4. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    im gonna put down weed and feed on my yard tonight...

    two days ago was 4/20...you are a really sick bastard of you celebrate that day..
     
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  5. McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

    985
    Jun 27, 2010
    Al Gore's house probably consumes more electricity than your entire town
     
  6. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I love days... I love Earth....
     
  7. sonfollowerssurf

    sonfollowerssurf Well-Known Member

    227
    Oct 9, 2012
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning GOD created the heavens and the earth.

    Thank you Jesus!
     
  8. seabeard

    seabeard Member

    15
    Mar 20, 2013
    I'm glad someone on this thread decided to make some sense.

    go outside pick up the garbage around the ditch by your house praise our mother for her blessings.
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I second that, remove the political and the hippy angles...we should really live every day like it was Earth day. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JESUS. IMPACT THE COAST FOR THE COAST.
     
  10. Jesus

    Jesus Member

    13
    Mar 8, 2013
    Your welcome Dude! But to be honest with you I had nothing to do with it I wasn't even born 6000 years ago. That's why there's BC on those numbers.

    Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Thank you Jesus, will do.
     
  12. 252surfer

    252surfer Well-Known Member

    Dec 1, 2010
    hahaha i am so glad there is a jesus troll now. the rob machado picture was a nice touch
     
  13. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I'll tell you what folks, after that I just gotta say: Jesus is just alright with me! OH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

    He's a superstar
     
  14. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    I try to make everyday earth day. Every normal person tries their best to leave the earth in better shape than they found it, within reason. I don't need a special day to feel self righteous as I join arms with my fellow brain dead masses. Masses that follow Poliiticians who use the so called love of the planet to rally support to push a political agenda.To twist the honorable goal of a healthy environment into a back handed attempt at disarming the populous and redistributing their wealth.
     
  15. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    Rob machado is jesus! Sick!
     
  16. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
  17. wet dreams

    wet dreams Active Member

    37
    Oct 1, 2010
    The bible is great. Prob the best science fiction book ever... Right up there with hitchiker's or any Douglass Adams shxt.
     
  18. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    the book of genesis is a giant metaphore, not meant to be taken literally. unless your one of those crazy right wing christian creationists
     
  19. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    my mom was pretty awesome.she kept me home from school,drove us to the beach and we picked up garbage.it was a cold,crappy,day,the first earth day at the jersey shore.
     
  20. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    not all christians are idiots like sonfollowersurf.not all christians are right-wing or political.this is america,so mock christians all you want.but stop and think=not all muslims blow up people at the boston marathon,or murder an mit police officer,but are you mocking allah or the koran,or islam,the religion of peace?is your meaning of life so much better than mine?one bad sonfollower does not christianity make.