NJshredmachine

Baiting Shred haha. You must be bored

 

Ooooooo, remember that time when he surfed a 22 footer during sandy!

 

i heard shred and jason collins had a little rendezvous back when he played for the nets.

 

...and they're off!!!!

 

Are you trying to be sarcastic?

 

It was actually a 23 footer

 

I can only speak for myself, but I want to know what a day in the life of NJshredmachine is like, no sarcasm.

 

#yolo brolo

 

I'm not falling for this. I'm too busy making money to be messin with you redneck fools. Lets put it this way. Take everything you've accomplished in your life multiply it by 100 and you still won't come close. Questions?

 

There is actually video detailing the day of the NJShredmachine...

here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo

 

You're not making ****. You're just making a fool out of yourself.

 

7am wrestle sharks
8am pound beers
9am paddle out, get shacked
9:01am get shacked again
9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building
9:02.5 tow in and get pitted
9:05 exit water. Pound beer
9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off
9:07am get pitted again
9:10am bang your chick
9:10.5am head back to the macking swell
9:11am get super shacked
9:12am get money
9:13am spend money
9:16am wrestle a shark
9:17am get shacked
9:18.5 bang your chick again
9:19 interview with surfer mag
9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time

 

hahah bangs chick for less then 1 minute

 

falling out laughing...please we just gotta know what you accomplish in a typical NJshredster day

 

My list of accomplishments?
? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the block. I've got all designed threads. Even my tank tops for gym brahh.

Now your turn. Silence... That's what I thought. POwned biatch!!!