shredmachine?

I still think he is just a kid trollin. If this is an older members troll account, then they put a lot of effort into sounding like an idiot. Not just the post content, but the spelling and grammar mistakes are just magical.

 

Well, whatever the situation may be, he's achieved his goal. He's the latest "character" of great interest on this website. He has probably made some participants a bit envious when they realized mass exposure was as simple as mixing the Jersey Shore stereotype with the egotistical, North Jersey Wall Street worker. The amount of wonder he has cast upon the members of this forum is what is truely baffling, not whether he is "real" or an act. Because, yes, there are people like him in New Jersey, and to some extent, in other locales, too.

Of course, no one can blame him for being him. He's the product of a society dedicated to riches, quick buzzes, and the slow death of the written word. A "ME ME ME" culture of fast food and instant gratification, where the social media age has produced generations conditioned to think every minute detail of their lives is something to celebrate(i.e Twitter and Facebook posts mapping a person's daily whereabouts and dietary choices).

Whom should we condem? NJSHREDMACHINE or those who let this society degrade into the abyss? NJSM is just a product of his environment, and no Rogerian-based therapy can help.

 

Sorry aboot that, dude. But your state of depression should be rectifiable by a steroid injection, intense workout, and a couple of 4 Locos. However, make sure you post on your Facebook page:

AT THE GYM !!!!!

AT ROSCO'S CHICKEN, WAFFLES and ALCOHOL STORE !!! 4 LOCOS TIME !!!!!!! with Joey, Vinny & Gianna

 

ok let me break it down for you. Yankee = Southjettybill = paddingtonjeddybear = Dirtymamma = NJshredmachine = Roy Stewart = steve83

 

Weelee, lee, lee.....I realize that your feelings were hurt last summer when several people on this board called you out as a poseur, but this obsession that you have with me, posting about me constantly, in any thread regardless of topic, and apparently seeing me everywhere you turn .... should I take it as a compliment or do you just need to adjust your meds?

 

Yeah Studly, didn't you get in arguments and stomp off saying you were never coming back on here?

Dude, you and a few others have to put the crystal pipe down. You guys have this outlandish delusion of people having ten accounts and ten differing identities.

Yeah, I'm YourDirtyMother...........I spent weeks obtaining pictures of females surfing in Florida so I could post them on my Profile Gallery to fool people. What great satisfaction that gives me.

I don't know much aboot Roy and Steve.....though Roy just axed me a question an hour ago. Yes, I talk to myself on here with my multiple identities.........

C'mon dude, you are starting to sound like Ihatelongboarders. I thought you were better than that. Studly, I actually respect your intellect so this SWELLINFO IDENTITY CONSPIRACY is disappointing.

 

Welcom back Sjb

 

you guys can't take a joke?

and yeah buddy I'm a huge poseur.

 

Yeah I can take a joke, but Studly sometimes jokes can get misunderstood on the intranets. I thought you have been serious aboot the multiple identity conspiracy shared by many Swellinfo enthusiasts. So I apologize for assuming wrong. See kids, admitting your wrongs makes Jesus happy.

ANd you saw I didn't make the poseur remark. I don't think you are a poseur at all. Actually, you may be one of the most "real" surfers on here.

Oh hey you still owe me a night of blow and shoot down in Va Beach. You promised...........

 

The classic passive aggressive retreat.

You'll be back, pissing vinegar & negativity upon those on 'your list' as well as anyone you deem unworthy due to your own special parameters.

I'd say you're better than that, being that you're an edumacated, intelligent young engineer surfer dood in vb, but you'd prove me wrong time & again.

Ya might actually want to take heed: PJB's outlook is pretty much spot-on.

 

Ah c'mon guys, I'll put 100% annual salary on it being a parody. The fact that it gets attention and recognition on here only fuels the fire for him. Personally, I think it adds flavor to what's an already good forum. The stoke in the water is off the chain daily now here in New England but shredmachine kept us entertained (or disgruntled for some) during the slower weeks of the winter. This board is an orchestratic mosaic of a subculture. I enjoy everything on here. If certain posts bother you, only give them what they're worth and you'll be at ease. In the meantime, enjoy the rise in swell on the water before it dies down and we can swell in the pants with the two-piece gallery in the sand this summer.

 

god i hate falling asleep at five after work and waking up at 3 by accident

 

Thanks man.

I spent my days in the time-out corner shaping a massive pile of kindling into ... a massive bonfire.

If only this wind would shift direction here on the right coast, the energy in the ocean could go from washing machine to surf-able.
Yah, I know ... dream on, dream on.

 

i wish you would go away... from the entire internet

 

Gripped a McRib from last december yesterday..feeling ok.

 

Shut your F**KING ROTTEN MOUTH.