Happy Cinco De Mayo

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Yeah cuz I give a sh!t about the day the Mexicans beat the French in the Battle of Pueblo!
News flash muthafookers..this ain't Mexico (at least not yet)

 

My crib:
1) Ground beef, ground chicken, ground pork, Mexican rice, black beans, flour tortilla(taco and burrito size), corn tortilla, hard and soft. Guacamole, sour cream, chopped tomatoes, onion, cilantro, cheese, jalapeno, black olive, lettuce, salsa, hot sauce (El Yucateco green, The only one!) Dos Equius, Jose Cuervo silver tequila, some pre mixed margaritas mix. No crowd, no wait. no driving, BOOM! Dammit, I still need a mariachi band!

 

i salute you sir!!!

 

Heh. I didn't realize Casa Bonita was a real place. Classic!

 

They even have the divers dude.

 

Look at all these republicans whippin out for a Mexican holiday. The irony... Dios bless America

 

when Mexico celebrates July 4th or Veterans Day Ill get on board

 

I bet we can totally force them to celebrate #7/4

 

we cant even force them to stay in their own country

 

Lolz. Why so serious pump?

 

pain meds wearing off but Cinco always really bugged me cause there is no connection to this country. It s mexican historical event that they should celebrate but has no bearing on the USA other than an excuse to be sh!tfaced.

 

then we should try to force them to stay in ours, then they'd definitely go back... Reverse psychology man

 

same here. Fooking annoys the sh!t out of me...

Wife: "oh it's Cinco De Mayo, let's go buy corona and eat at Cielito Lindo"

Me: "let's just go there tomorrow when it's not filled with a bunch of mouth breathers. Now go make me a sangwich!"

 

When is Bastille Day? I have a hankering for a croissant and brie...

 

Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that.

Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the ??. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.

Ok, that'll be $16.07.
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07's your change.

Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream.
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
with a casadia of tomato, onion, and vegetables.
I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and
I would like a carne assado taco.
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco. Not on the side.
Yes, can I have a carne assado taco?
Not a pollo assado, we don't have chicken.
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole.
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork.
And some more cheese, please.

Ok, that'll be $22...
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea.
Ok, that'll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52's your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.

Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi...
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo assado?
That's the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne assado?
That's the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne assado tacos...

 

Man I do like brie, all warm on crackers and sh!t,