Here come the packed lineups...

Quick! Erock, Dlrouen, Rcarter! Shut down Snow's Cut Bridge! I'm going to go comandeer the Fort Fisher Ferry!

 

It's too late. The beach traffic is already ridiculous. I loaded up on beer last night and I took tomorrow off. I hope the conditions hold out. I'm just trying to get pitted a few times before all the tourists wake up.

"Hey mom, look! It's the beach! I can't wait to show off my henna tattoo and feed the seagulls. I wonder if that surfer will let me try his board. He looks like a really nice guy. Let's go park our car in the street."

 

Classic!!! ..."mouth breather"

 

I can already smell their cheap cologne

 

Yea... Superstorm Sandy has shut down the beaches here in NJ for this summer. Looks like they'll all be heading your way. Enjoy!

 

I'm more concerned about all of the d-bag drivers that will be all hyped up from the release of the fast and the furious movie tonight

 

Amen to that. I already had some a$$ hat with PA plates come head on up 43rd street in Sea Isle the wrong way yesterday. Then she looked at me like I was crazy because I scream "one way street a$ss hat!" Luckily, I was on my Harley and was able to get around her dumb a$$. She wasn't even good lookin to boot.
DP sessions are the way to go. All the Summer people are to hung over to hit it that early.

 

Stay out of that new roundabout at the Oceanfront

 

Let's make bets on whether will it be a tourist or a bum on a bike that gets hit first. The blue hairs heading to the north end probably won't even realize they have road kill stuck in their bumper.