20 plus years of surfing and I have done the change under the towel hundreds of times without incident. Yesterday I guess things got away from me. Just after getting the slacks off and I am reaching for the board shorts...well, the towel drops and blows a few feet away. I calmly grab and re-wrap. A look over my shoulder to see if there are any witnesses to the full moon and sure enough, two gals are walking by with big smiles on. One of them quips " Oh yeah,we saw that!". I shrug and answer "you should at least return the favor". To my complete surprise she stops and peels down the bikini top to blind me with some very bright headlights.Without another word she straps them back in and walked on. What a world we live in.
I should be so lucky. Usually it's a family with little kids that pulls up right next to me in the parking lot while I'm changing. "Look, Mom. What's that man doing?....Eeew!! Old man butt!""
