My dog poops in the ocean

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Jun 13, 2013.

  1. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    there ya go:

    "(With) a grain of salt," (or "a pinch of salt") in modern English, is an idiom which means to view something with skepticism, or to not take it literally.[1]
    History

    Theories of the phrase's origin include Pliny the Elder's Naturalis Historia, regarding the discovery of a recipe for an antidote to a poison.[2] In the antidote, one of the ingredients was a grain of salt. Threats involving the poison were thus to be taken "with a grain of salt," and therefore less serious.

    The Latin phrase cum grano salis ("with a grain of salt") is not what Pliny wrote. It is constructed according to the grammar of modern European languages rather than Classical Latin. Pliny's actual words were addito salis grano ("add a grain of salt").

    An alternative account says that the Roman general Pompey believed he could make himself immune to poison by ingesting small amounts of various poisons, and he took this treatment with a grain of salt to help him swallow the poison. In this version, the salt is not the antidote. It was taken merely to assist in swallowing the poison.

    The Latin word salis means both "salt" and "wit," so that the Latin phrase "cum grano salis" could be translated as both "with a grain of salt" and "with a grain (small amount) of wit." [3]
     
  2. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Hey thanks, man. Yeah I know how to use the phrase but didn't know nothing aboot it's orgin or where the literal actually came from.

    Pump, you have done a great service to the community. Education is fantastic. Plus this could be something I encounter on Jeopardy with Alex Trebek.

    Hey Pump, keep your pants pulled up, ok. Don't want you to get a ticket or anything...........
     

  3. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    If you need to refuel it, through some political crap in there. LOL
     
  5. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I saw Barack Obama's dog pooping in the ocean. And there was a US Marine holding an umbrella over him.
     
  6. Swellinfo

    Swellinfo Administrator

    May 19, 2006
    Fish poop in the ocean too, but you don't hear anyone complaining about that.
     
  7. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Dog crap in public places, in a addition to being gross and in violation of local ordinance in most municipalities, is a know reservoir of pathogens that cause diseases in humans, including cystitis and neonatal meningitis. That's why there's poop scoop laws... because there's enough E. coli in dog waste to cause beach closings in many towns if there weren't.
     
  8. OC&SC-83

    OC&SC-83 Well-Known Member

    79
    Jul 25, 2011
    Mannisses, do you think Paddington Jetty Bear has sabotaged your thread, OR made your thread?? I say it could go either way.

    PJB, hope that's cool... Amigo?
     
  9. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    my dog never defecates (happy Bear??) in the water but now I am going to train her to do it.
     
  10. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012


    Hard to say. These threads usually keep focus for about 2 responses. By the way, I hear there are bandits about in various Nica Surf Camps. Supposedly some gnome looking guy in a red wetsuit weilding a machine gun was taking peoples stuff.

    Also - I think its time we put out a missing persons report for BubonikPhoniks. I sure miss his posts. His avatar always made me hungry.
     
  11. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Also - Its happy hour time. Im bailing off the net for 6 Gansette tall boys. Bye Neighbors!
     
  12. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013


    I take credit for neither. My posts were on topic or a direct response to a previous relpy. That's the facts.

    Narragansett Beer is the worse beer in the world. Wow, they still make that stuff? At least it was horrible in the early 90's.

    Oh everything's always cool, Ocean City & South Carolina - 83.
     
  13. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Just topping off this thread. Here she is, leaving the sceen of the crime, feeling a bit lighter.


    waterpooch.jpg
     
  14. shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

    Apr 29, 2012
    That's disgusting and good way to get people sick who are swimming near that. There's a reason dogs are banned from most beaches during the in-season.
     
  15. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Again, this thread's purpose is humor. For the official record, she prefers the yard. And I always travel with plastic bags.
     
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Some people just don't know how to laugh anymore
     
  17. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    No but the Scotish do. We were in Scotland years ago and ordered a Scotch and water. Bartender looked straight at me and said, " Aye laddy don't ya know fish **** in water?
     
  18. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Nice dog. Gold fur in da house, ya know what it is that I be sayin' ? You bes' treat that dog good, or I'll tell T-Bone to pass the barrel and don't give me that sh!t aboot role model.

    Now that is posting on a surf predictin' website forum - Gold fur praise and an Ice Cube lyric thrown in for good measure. Wow, that was uncanny. That just stepped up the game 2.6 fold

    I'm sure many members of the Swellinfo community are disappointed that you didn't take(post) any pictures of her in the "act." The Swellinfo community seems to have a disturbing admiration for all things fecal.

    That Meatloaf dude is probably going nuts right now, as he seems to mention evacuating one's bowels in every comment he makes. Ahhh, dope does strange things to one's mind. I mean, just look at Courtney Love. They get what they want and they never want it again......Booooosh......I just did it again. Opps I did it again, I played with your heart

    Wow, Gold Retriever, Ice Cube, Hole featuring Courtney Love, and Brittany Spears..........

    The above does not represent the opinions of the website and is purely for entertainment value only. All opinions expressed are the sole intellectual property of Paddington Jetty Bear and do not reflect on Swellinfo or any of its subsidiaries. It is pure conjecture whether Courtney Love has ever used mind altering substances, and the expressed was not to be taken literally nor figuretively(sp).

    While not as bad as Tom Cruise(allegedly), you have to watch yourself legally with Ms. Love.
     
  19. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Good deal, Manisses. However this quality post will be ignored and not properly worshipped due to the Dear Ann Landers influence spreading across forum land. " Help, I got a probelm !!!"

    Do you know your Swellinfo handle F's me up. I spent 8 months living in Northern Virginia, thinking I was moving to Canada, and avoiding the rough New Jersey streets. I ran across a group of "cotton" fanatics from Manassas, VA. I called them the "Cotton Kids." So everytime I see your name I go, " Ohh whoa, cotton kids." Gives me a fright everytime. Never did make it to Canada either.

    Oh, do you really drink Naraganssett Beer? Man, in 1990 I used to hang at a castle in Worcester, MA and drink that stuff......or cruising Main ST or Peidmont St. Ewwww, that stuff was not any good, Manisses. Natural Ice is a good cheap beer. Ok, as you were.