NJShreadMachine Spotted Riding a 30ft Whale Shark

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by DawnPatrol321, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Haha... The comments at the bottom of that story are hilarious! It's amazing how little people know about things... They have know idea what a whale shark is and thought the kid was going to get bit. If I had a chance to swim with a 30' whale shark I'd do it in a heart beat. A 6' bull shark, not so much.

    I pretty sure Shred Machine was steering the shark up to NJ so he could put it in his $20 Million, 2,000,000 gallon fish tank that he has in his guest house
     

  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    They have excursions down in Mexico to swim these. NYNJ, I second that, I would do it in a heart beat!! I'll leave the bull shark for NJShred
     
  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    What can't you do in Mexico? LMAO
     
  4. Indirect

    Indirect Active Member

    40
    Apr 22, 2013
    "You want to see a donkey show?"
    pretty much sums up Mexico :p
     
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Reminds me of a movie, um, ever seen Clerks 2?


    Elias: [Elias is wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!

    Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?

    Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.

    Sexy Stud: You're kidding.

    Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?

    Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?

    Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.

    Sexy Stud: Hey, F*cko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

    Randal Graves: Intriguing.
     
  6. Indirect

    Indirect Active Member

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    Apr 22, 2013


    Freaking love that movie. Trying to get my girlfriend to watch the movie with me...followed by Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. :p
     
  7. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    How Does one go about joining the njshredmachine fan club?
    Is there an application ?
     
  8. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    If you can't bench at least 295 three times don't even ask.
     
  9. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
  10. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    295 lbs. 3 times?! That's OK... If you're in 2nd grade!

     
  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    This cracked me up!!! Thanks NYNJ!
     
  12. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    only a liberal news site could make something so awesome and harmless, seem like a big deal
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Trev, where have ya been
     
  14. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    well theres probably people after me like usual, so for my own safety I will say between the states of maine and florida
     
  15. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    plus i said i would be off the boards for a few weeks, and unlike NY-NJ or M-fittz, i speak truth and am not a spineless liar who doesn't stick to their word.
     
  16. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Tell us how ya really feel! LOL
     
  17. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    tell em why you mad girl hot 97. From the burbs to the bridge
     
  18. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
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  19. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I don't stick to my word? When have I given you my word?