Waxing a surfboard

Just wax the bottom of your feet.

 

I'd say so too, I thought maybe this was a joke at first.

 

LMAO. +1 for Zippy.

 

I thought so too, but when he mentioned his techniques were good for riding 23 foot barrels, I realized this kid knew what he was talking about.

That's why I've since switched to his swirly technique. I think my waxing procedure might have been holding me back.

 

I draw ****s. When the board is fully waxed, it's just ****s on ****s on ****s.

Also, I wax the bottom, fins, and leash. You know, more ****s.

 

Oh snap! Every time I need to laugh I can count on this forum. You guys are hilarious. Keep it up. Wax on wax off! LOL Hey when are they gona make wax that doesn't rub my nipples raw?

 

Just let them rub off dude, life is sooo much easier without them.

 

Just cover them with those pasty things strippers use

 

You can cover your nipples with a good quality duct tape, make sure you cover up the hair around your nips too, you don't want wax to get stuck there either.

 

in all seriousness though, stay away from "punt wax". That **** has ruined my life. I still can't get it out of my watch band and belly hair. It was even stuck in my f*cking arm hair. I pretty sure I also ruined a pair of shorts bringing the board in. It's like the tree sap of waxes.

 

wax it 101% surface it good

 

Hey Pana - I've, um, got this, you know... big party this weekend and I.... well... You know I usually dont do this type of thing but.... do you, um..... a friend of mine was looking for some...um.... do you sell coke?

 

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that

 

Haha.. So awesome

 

dude brah, just use some resin from your bowl. Not only will you never fall off your board, when you break it from doin a backside mcdoodle flop reverse monkey nut flip, you can throw that m-effer in a fire pit and stand real close. Just take deep breaths, you'll be higher than a giraffes p*ssy

 

Wax on, wacks off

 

but kookie....what about the bottom of the board....you gota get a good coat on there to. It helps when you're in the barrel to stay locked in on the face.

I say keep it just in the area that is concave. And in vertical rows so they act as channels. Very hydrodynamic.

 

Buy some wocal wax or don't buy wax at all