Why i give parking tickets at wrighstville beach, and how i feel about most on here

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by trevolution, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2013
  2. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    eh its alright man. some people can't take the constant physical bombardment, and necessity for a deathwish that comes with skateboarding. Sorry to hear about your friend who murdered 3 people, i hope he does some serious contemplation and meditation in the pen so he can come to terms with his evil deeds.


    its also my firm belief that longboarders that don't bomb hills and use it strictly for transportation are in the same league as mongo pushers, or sorostitutes who had their parents buy them a board as soon as they got into college. In a surfing equivalent, they're pretty much the same thing as the foam boarders in the line-up so many of you chastise for snaking people and getting in the way during the summer. In other words "kooks" but in skateboarding we just call those kids ***s.
     
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2013

  3. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    In conclusion, (to my giant ranty bombardment) if any of you have any doubts to my ability to "shred" and are in the south eastern north carolina area, i will be at the skatebarn this afternoon if there are no waves, and in the water at right spot for the current wind and swell direction if there are waves. Call me!
     
  4. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Surfers have more strength and would win in any bench off. Skaters are generally skinny dudes with very little strength. How many skaters do you know that could bench 400 lbs, shot the peer, then bang your girlfriend?
     
  5. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
  6. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
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  7. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    $100? You'd have to steal a lot of change out of those cars you're ticketing to come up with a $100.

     
  8. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    its alright i understand ur pretty angsty right now. Although i must say middle of the month is strange for you. I scored some nice lil glassy barrels once this morning and about to hop on it again right meow. How has your surf day been?
     
  9. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Somebody just watched SuperTroopers again...
     
  10. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    No surfy for me today cheese

     
  11. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Holy mackrel, I went for a shred this afernoon....late afternoon, yeah call me Dusk Patrol, white boys. Ok it wasn't really dusk.........but who cares?

    Ok anyways, there was only like twenty people on the beach and only one dude out, a 100 yards south. 3 foot and semi-chopped, but some bustable sections oot there.

    So anyways, DPS, I was pretending that I was in Vermont, ya know surfing in Vermont.......yeah I know it's landlocked, but that what dreams are aboot. Then you mention Super Troopers, who are the coolest cops ever, and they were all Vermonters.

    Fascinating.......

    Shoot, this thread had me saying yesterday.....it had me all, I was like, " Man what am doing? I need to get out of this friggin state." And I almost packed a bag and started off towards Washington. But The Young & The Restless came on and I got caught up, ya know.....

    Hey, is that Trev number legit?

    Man watchu fighting on here for, NYNJ, call that cracker up. Have a texting war or whatever. If that number is legit then Trev is the man. He might just get an " El Burro Mas Macho" award. And they ain't easy to come by.
     
  12. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    yea duder call me right now ill pick up, it is national go skate day tho....
    texting might be better call. im smoking a binger about to bang my girl before she go to work. shredmachine style
     
  13. Bill Cosby's nephew

    Bill Cosby's nephew Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2013
    I love when peole brag about "banging" their girlfriends. Rad, bro. It's pretty much expected that you do that