Occupy swell info

Dude! WHAT KIND OF WETSUIT WERE YOU WEARING?


.....and what do you think about tomorrow?

 

Glad I made the notables. If you want to stand out you got to stand out. Plus, I have several hundred posts to go if I'm to reach Bieber household name status on here like brewengineer holds.

I prefer EmassGaryBusey though and PB&J included that in the roll call of stimulated stars. Unless we are talking about the Sheen from Major League, Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, then I'll accept that moniker.

I used to know a little about a lot. Now I know a slightly moderate amount about a lot. Can't promise more than half the info is useful though. You need to change "odd hours" to "all hours".

There are a few more exceptionals on here lately. Keep reading and we can discuss further if it's between the hours of 12:59am and 5:38am on the second Monday in July.

 

wait...whaats a duck dive?

 

It's like spearfishing for the species of duck that can submerge itself for extended time periods due to gill-like structures opposed to their surface-based cousins that also travel by air. They were originally bred for their skills in magic. Therefore, Starchy will chronicle their stem-cell engineering by the hands of the Belarusian government in one of his next 13 threads. So we will basically have all the info by lunchtime tomorrow. Not to worry.

 

I actually got bit by a loon on my downstroke during an ocean swim. Thought at first it was a crab with a veritcal leap like Spud Webb, since I was in about 4 feet depth, swimming longshore. He bit the **** out of me, and as I brought my hand up out of the water, to my surprise, instead of a crustacean attached to my hand, it was a duck ( actually after I looked it up in my handy Audubon field guide it was a loon ). So I shook it off, and flipped it a bird, and people were laughing and pointing at me from the beach. You probably know the feeling. Just wanted to get that one off my chest.

 

got arrested for skateboarding and sent to county prison. Happy fourth guys!

 

Oh snap! 5'7" Spud nailing the Strawberry Jam to win the '86 dunk title!!! What a throwback. Good form, brah.

Cool story bout the loon. If that happens to me, my thought process is "Hey, free duck!!" Confit can get pricey on that fine dining menu.

 

You left out a few things:

the crowds are so bad, woe is me

this mean guy yelled at me for dropping in on him, here's the video, was I in the wrong

SUP v. cyclist v. shortboarder v. longboarder v. hydro foiler v. skater v. conspiracy theorists, who wins?

 

Couple more:

My daddy is a naval commander and I want to be just like him and go to officer candidate school but wounded warriors are a joke! Oh yeah, and I've had everything in my life handed to me but why don't I feel like a real man?

The [insert apocalyptic force] is tearing our world apart and taking over our government!

Frack you!

I don't have the dedication or care to develop my paddling skills nor do I have the patience to work my way out the back. How can I buy a WaveJet?

I'm 7'4" tall and 394 lbs, will this 5'4 fish float me?

 

What about ..
Boohoo.. .. swellinfo didn't exactly predict this particular swell/wind scenario for my particular break...

 

Chapter 14
Report From Fema Zone 2

Hey man, F.E.M.A Zone 2 is getting real hotboy right about now. I hope things are going better up north, but somehow I doubt it. Big Brother is altering everything, and Im starting to go a little crazy, but I know the Family touched me, and I believe in Jesus. Hey, even John the Baptist went crazy. Oh yea, I did some time down here. Down at county prison. They look more crowded then ever. I got there by getting too drunk on the fourth of July, and trying to skateboard home. Some pig that didn’t like me for screwing his girlfriend last Friday pulled me, and threw a bag over my head. I tried to fake an asthma attack to go to the hospital like Abbie Hoffman, but the paramedics knew I was full of ****. I don’t remember much, but I just kept screaming about my “constitutional 1st amendment rights” or something. I was only in there for a day, and I got a good lawyer now but long story short they got my prints and my name in their system. Oh Boy. You know what Phillip K. **** Says. “Never get on their radar” or something. Things are heating up, have you seen the weather? Something about dual Jetstream’s. Its still kinda a free country, for now.

P.S. if you ever get taken to jail, don’t get the T.B. shot, who knows whats in it at this point, plus you don’t get thrown in general pop and get to meditate in your cell. You only get let out one hour every three days however.

_bob thomson

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNypbmPPDco

 

Pps. I Have a dream however, where there is free energy for everybody and nobody has any guns. All there is, is good vibrations coming from the ocean waves and the musical instruments dotting the shoreline. Ocean-Indentured sovereign communities of independent artificial reefs located in international waters. Solar power is the key gentlemen! Let me know if anybody is down to help dream. The technology is out there, all we need is a little elbow Greece.

 

I'm honored, thanks. I never was a regular poster, once in awhile whilst checking the forecast I would see an intriguing thread and post. I did make that thread about spot sharing and claimed it the reason this forum is useless though..........so.....yeah..... Hope all is well with everyone and everyone has their small wave crouch dialed in!

 

Well, brah...if you were cross-stepping and cruising at 55mph...

 

Good job on being an idiot, trev.