anyone had to bust someones teeth out

Only on Thursdays

 

Remember, there are cameras everywhere nowadays. I subscribe to the Ken Bradshaw method of breaking off their fins, or taking a bite out of their board. No assault and battery charges, just property damage violation = no time in jail. Just a suggestion for the next violator you run into. Let me know how it goes.

 

Wanna know how I know you're a liar?

I'm the only southern surfer with teeth.

 

Let me turn off my Garth Brooks tape, spit out my terbacco and then you can say it to my face while I bust (among other things) an air and grab my Johnson on your wave.

 

do people really surf in Timberland boots up there in Jersey?

 

I detect NJShredmachine.

Its a foot of wind chop out there today. I assure you, nobody was killing your waves because there were none. Big Boys. Ha.

 

I imagine all the fake tan sauce smeared over those Joisies make hard to keep from sliding off their boards.

 

Wow, it took all the way to Manisses to figure that out(or a copycat), I thought it would be instantaneous. Now I'm not one to get into the Yankee, SJB, Dirty Mother, Gruvi are all the same people thang......ya know the multiple character theory, but...........this could be legit or a shrewd copycat, with evil intentions.

I'd watch out for this one. I got a feeling.

Or this guy could be the creation of an even mo' shrewd New Jersey dental professional looking for increased summer business since Joey and Victoria are vacationing down in North Carolina's Outer Banks.

 

Nah, he was had yesterday PJB...not trying to take the wind from Manisses' sails.

 

Opps sorry, missed his premiere or return or incarnation.........Sorry gentlemens.

Well as the Jersey Shore has ended and their spin-off shows have died( God, I hope) it is nice to know someone is still carrying the Jersey flag.

I apologize, Seldom Seen, that you have to live in relatively close proximity to North Jersey.

 

No need sir, I could be in Namibia or something. Bumped his return thread for ya, they call him barrell.

 

Only your momma... She was a little toothy. Now she got that smoove gap toof like I like it.
Check it out when she picks you up from daycare.

 

Hey barrell monkey, you may want to lay off the parental's supply of Nyquil.

 

Dude probably has thick black chest hair and surfs with his gold chain on the outside of his wetsuit.

 

Wait... That's not cool?!?!? Sh*t! I gotta change my style

 

This is funny stuff coming from a 13 yr. old grommet...get off the computer kid and go downstairs, I hear your mother calling you for dinner.

 

I thought this loser lost his Internet priveledges.

 

Oh man, Jersey Player got you southern guys, huh? Dang, he got youse guys good. Woo hooo !!

Man, he left youse guys reeling, unable to formulate a good comeback. Snap.

Youse guys just can't hang with the Jersey dogs. Ha ha, I bet y'all can't even get steroids. LOL. Losers.

Youse guys probably don't even have enough scratch to buy a decent gold chain. LOL. Yeah, your confederate currency ain't no good anymore.

Hey, eat any good squirel brains, lately? LOL. oh man.........

Hey y'all, put on your cut-off Levi shorts, a Lynyrd Skynyrd tank top, Skoal hat, and head out into the woods to go tick collectin'. LOL

 

I wear cut-off jeans when I'm working in the yard or in the shop.... but I leave my dentures in.