A liitle advice from yer ol' uncle Cheech

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by chicharronne, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Great idea, but subsistence farming is outlawed in Hingham. Those people be damned if they're seen in their own garden and not have the Guats hard at work.
     
  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    That's a revealing list. So pork is a universal term, ya? This is a great reminder why I stopped eating fast food a long, long time ago. I'm glad that where I live has next to no fast food. You don't have to go far to find too many though.

    I was selective with my eating before reading this stuff. My scrutiny just tripled. I'm told that I'm a terrible person to go out to eat with or to wait on because of all my "special requests". I call them modes of self-preservation.
     

  3. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    cant grow your own food and raise your own livestock? doesn't sound like a free county to me. and some people on here say, 'the gov. isn't out to get you.' hahaha FOOLS!
     
  4. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Local laws are not federal laws, Arch. Hell, in Richmond city you could actually raise chickens in your back yard. Out here in SC, anything goes as long as you aren't part of an anal HOA. I am starting to think a lot of your anger would go away by simply moving out of NJ.
     
  5. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    yeah brew, I know that.
    they shut down the LDC canneries east of the Mississippi though. due to new federal regulations.
    I agree some states are better than others. some are fed up with federal law imposing federal regulations above state law. and there is hope.
    but Obummer is pushing a lot of UN crap around and the fight is far from over.
    Montana looks like a nice place, minus the ocean.
    I personally been thinking about Chile though. way off the grid. even if UN rule applied i'd be way out there.
     
  6. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Yeah, SC is a fairly free state. Aside from our asinine religious political leadership, I don't have too many complaints about this place.
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bruddah buoys!! I was joking about the prohibition of self-raised crops in the down in the heels burg that reeks of affluence. Those preps don't ever like to get their hands dirty whether it's on the playing field or in the garden.
     
  8. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2012
    invest in cattle folks. It makes you a better surfer too.
     
  9. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    It does? How so?
     
  10. Bill Cosby's nephew

    Bill Cosby's nephew Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2013
    A stampede is the most powerful wave known to man
     
  11. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    So a stampede of cattle can withstand a tsunami?
    Also, how does a stampede of cattle improve your surfing.
     
  12. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I think you've fogotten Cattlenami's. They often occur right after sharknados, adding insult to injury. You've just cut yourself out of the belly of a Great White in the middle of downtown, and all the sudden a wave filled with angry steers with huge horns is welling up behind you, and - damnit - your chainsaw just ran out of gas.
     
  13. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2012
    In order to surf you must be alive . . .in order to be alive you must eat, so when the food shortage occurs after the civil war I will have the most cattle and.will be able to still eat. . . .also my cows milk is not filled with preservatives and other trash, so I will drink the best milk and my bones will strengthen. . . Then my paddling power will increase . . . .then I will surf jaws, get sponsored, wear cool clothes, and be the best basketball player on earth! . . . . . Pretty simple stuff here
     
  14. pinkstink

    pinkstink Well-Known Member

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    Aug 20, 2012
    It's easy to forget that Maryland is south of the Mason Dixon Line. Thanks for the reminder!