Emass: Most Prolific Poster?

Talk amongst yourselves!!!

 

promise

ok will do

thank you

 

Well....reading the emass posts beats reading the gnome's posts.

And, hmmm, emass has toned down the Defcon 5 Amber Alert responses to guys who ping him.

And, it's true, as of late, he hasn't tried to lead anyone out in 8' or even 23' rollers, to the best of anyone's knowledge.

I say turn him LOOSE on the shredmachine aka njplayerforevah.
UNLEASH the true potential of his keyboard pounding alter ego, sitting, there, on the front porch of his surf cottage, under the visage of almighty Thoreau, a can of baked beans spooned up, watching his waves, awaiting his moment of surf kingdom come!! which is, namely, when he posts up on noswellinfo.com in all his regal glorified MIGHTY MIGHTY!!

Eh. We've seen a lot worse.

 

Imagine if SwellInfo was Congress and Emass was filibustering. Might even give Strom Thurman a run for his money.

I don't know about y'all, but the time allotted for me to respond is limited on the work computer. This leads me to pose the question, "are you guys typing this up on a Word document". Seriously, I get too busy a lot of times and that would be the only way. When I see these long responses, it reminds me of the premise (as I have mentioned before) to Patton Oswalt in the movie Big Fan. Not familiar with it? Google it or compare it to this forum.

Who is the Quantrell Bishop of Swell Info? Who is the Philadelphia Phil? This in itself could breed a new thread.

 

fingers of fury!

 

idk yall i mean he posts like hes writing a book i get though a paragraph or two and my eyes hurt lol. but i mean all 30 year old groms with 13ft longboards should be stoked on ankle biters jp. i guess he means well and is just really looking for surfing guidance and i respect that.

 

Ho braddah man!!! My posts been truncated by miles fo da last few weeks! Way mo easy on da eyes!

No 13 footers under these footies. Maybe half dat length at most!! Rockin da 5-10s now!!! Neva go mo den 7 somethin eva!!!! Longboard = wrongboard!!!

BTW...tanks fo da service brah!!!

 

Words! Words!

 

thanks man i aprish that and all the others that serve as well. i was just bustin your balls and size doesnt matter i ride from a 5,8 to a 9,6 gotta have a quiver you know, you can surf a 6,4 on a two foot wave but having a longboard on a two foot wave is just amazing compared to that shortboard. its two different ways of surfing and i mean shedding with a long board is great but the is best dropping huge waves you have to cut in so hard its like a damn school bus and hard to correct to if you jack up but dont just surf shorts you know, dont get pulled into that shorter the better thing ya know, not saying you are. its a really good thing to have that much stoke you know what i mean? i mean you stokness motivates me to be more stoked lol.

 

Then again, there used to be guys who posted up on here last year, since departed, who would have ripped him a wide open new one for the weird stuff like the faux accent (above) and him claiming to be posting to noswellinfo while sitting on his front porch watching waves & eating his din-din.

The FB generation: TMI, sportcoat, TMI.

 

yanks mcGee!! bring da boogahs on!

got some salmon & rice for you too brah!! climb up on da porch!! we'll grind the whole grains/protein/omegas while we scope the ace & kick it to da broads!!!

 

Speechless

 

Sure will be when you taste the tuna sashimi straight off the water!!! Ain't no crab cakes son!!!

 

Waves, Porch, Fish, do you Poi ?

 

How many times can emass use the word "stoke" in a single coherent post?

 

Brah
Bru
Bruddah
Stoke
Surfing 6 months and has a "Quiver"
Newbie that hates Longboards
Newbie that hates SUPs

Seems to be starting at the end and working backwards.

 

Brahs! More like started from the bottom now my whole team's here !!!

banman, I can use it 6x in a post but to da max 2 times with coherence in a post.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI

 

You mean there's a coherent post from him around here someplace...............where?