Finally...OMG, I'm so excited

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, has finally gone into labor !!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I'm sure youse guys are excited as I am. I've been waiting for days for this to go down. Just imagine that royal creature growing in that commoner's body for the last nine months. William's sperm is very royal and special. Man, I'm sure we all try and imagine William making love to Kate, and it makes us smile.

Please use this thread to post your feelings aboot this special event. Tell us where you were when you heard Kate was pregnant..........your joy when William Proposed to Kate..........etc. OMG, I'm so stoked, dudes. YEAAAHHHHHH !!!! God, I can't sit still !!!!!

 

Dudes, Prince Harry was in Jersey a few months ago, and it was totally awesome. I saw him in the flesh.

I have pictures of them all......Harry, William, Prince Charles, Carmella, and Princes Diana. And the Queen, God save her. Man, America sucks. We don't have no monarchy. We don't have fancy gaurds. We just don't have any class or decency. No culture. My God those Brits are so refined, prude and prim.

They play polo. DO any of youse guys play polo? I didn't think so.

 

Aww man, don't get fooled, man. Britian has a monarchy. And you think David Cameron wields the power of the crown? Nonsense.

Man, they ain't no figureheads. Listen, 5 people on here know who Cameron is, but they all know William, Harry and Kate..........they all know aboot the Queen. None of these dudes stay up till 2:00 am watching The British House of Commons on C-Span, but they watch Entertainment Tonight, don't they?

Yup. So please, it might not be the 15th century's version, but there is most certainly a monarchy in Britian. They are more powerful than you can imagine. Thank you.

 

Aww man, that's awesome. One of the best images ever presented on this site. Wow. Totally aroused right now.............

And thank golly I am not a conservative patriot from Ashville, North Carolina or I'd tell you aboot our founding fathers and how splendid they were. They were not hard living, hard drinking, marijuana growing, slave owning, fornicators..............or were they? Man, I'm all confused right now.

Hey Michelle Bachman told me that our founding fathers worked effortlessly to abolish slavery? OMG give me my gun as it is my GOD GIVEN right. Praise Jesus.

Jesus loves guns and He loves America.

If America were to have a British-styled monarchy...........What family should it have originated from?

If, today, like, right now, we decided to install a royal American family, what family would you choose?

 

Listen Mr. Brewengineer, you take a look at that Queen they got over there, restrain your lions, and you tell me that she isn't the most powerful person in the world. She just gave herself a raise, too. Like, the other week. She didn't have to ax no David Cameron. She had Tony Blair killed, ya know. See, you think he's still alive but he ain't. That is a double meant to fool people. And she is behind all of the Harry Potter stuff, too.

LBCrew, yes the Kennedy's are perfect.....or purrrfach.......... Jeez, I didn't even think of them. The question stops right there.