Emass: Most Prolific Poster?

Fluxed up like my priorities are at 88mph headed into the future via a flux capacitor? Well, it is surfing, so where we're going, we don't need...roads.

I've got over 3 decades of manhood under my belt and it's served me well on the mating front. I highly doubt any such prowess would continue if that were replaced by 10 year old apparatus!

If it were a personal attack, I'm not sure there's room on the next SI Fight Night card even if I were a good third slot on the lineup!!

 

Ok y'all let everyone play nice. Let it all go. If you are angry and need to take out frustrations try not to hurt anyone's feelings. Surfers are very tender these days. Tender and genteel. "Genteel" is such a b!tchen word. It sounds so old English-like. Ya know what it is that I be sayin' ?

I've let this thread go along long enough without giving credit to the true surf predictin' website forum hero. This whole thread has been moot.

South Jetty Bill was the best. Just a great dude, with all sorts of juice. Aw man, he always nailed it down and buckled the hatches. People boarded-up their windows when he came around, preparing for a storm of unique proportions. Tis a shame what became of him. No, he didn't drink 125 bottles of 5 Hour Energy and subsequently OD. He was making a freebase oil from the stuff which in turn made the stuff 125 Hour Energy just with one dose. Kids, stay out of Trenton, NJ. Please.

Ok, let's move on and find something else to argue aboot. Anybody have a wetsuit question? Anybody ?? Got any negative feelings aboot New Jersians? What's up with the beach replenishments in North Jersey? Seen any good chemtrails lately? How's SNC these days? EROCK, how's the fishing been and I hope your ESA victories are mounting. Brewengineer how's the piss(beer not urine), and charming Charleston been treating you? Trev, have you caught anymore skateboarding charges? Will you be fleeing from your current skateboarding charges? Za Gaf I hope your current worries pan out ok. Anybody climb any good rocks these days?

 

beer just exited my nose. Thanks for that.

 

There is a reason why you loved the shredmachine so much that you had to quote him constantly. You are exactly like him. Only thing is I'm pretty sure he's just joking.
You talk about how financially successful you are.
You say you're 178 lbs, but strength of a guy that's 225 lbs. And 6% body fat. (douchiest coment yet)
You hate longboards, yet don't know how to use a short board (though not due to constant effort)
You surf 8-10 foot waves when every else near you is in 2-3.

You are the MASSHOLESHREDMACHINE

 

@emass why do you care so much about progress do you have something to prove or what. ive never seen someone out of all my life surfing.... like i need to log 90 minutes of surf today and catch 45 waves then run under water rubber tires to help out surfing. then after session work is to drag cinder blocks with feet. i bet you count every barrel/ cutback ect everytime you surf. then go to the bar hey burduahs all da spray i thurw today you could fill a swimming pool wit. but really it was more like enough to fill up a bucket.

 

Persecution of another's motivation and efforts for advancement and self-improvement. That's about as small-minded, fearful and sad as it gets. It's unfortunate that you look outward to justify inner voids.

azzblaster - why do you care so much about the aspirations of others? I seem to have an equal resistance to accepting mediocrity within anything I do as you have difficulty conceiving why one would choose to reside past the edge of their comfort zone in any one thing, let alone all they do. Of course my beliefs and will are alien to you if it's not in the DNA of where you come from to be the best you can be. It's empowering to know that my place will never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

 

you know what i just dont even know what to say to that endless bull ****, and that i cannot compete with. there for you win, i just think its rather weird for someone to ride a 5,8 on 2 foot waves and i mean if your trying to be the next kelly go for it.

 

nynj - You insist on renting me space in your head free of charge but a dwelling that consists of an empty room does not appeal to me. Thanks, but no thanks, brah. You and Starchy have a lot in common, except you're more like Kathy Bates in Misery. Now I know what dpSUP was talking about when he mentioned those "stalkier" dudes. It's long past the point of compliment and now it's just straight up creepy.

Call your pdoc stat and tell him/her that you need a boost in your daily dose of Thorazine and Paxil. Don't forget about those court-ordered "no contact" provisions and the 500 foot rule.

 

You're waving a white flag now instead of the rainbow one. I'd say that's a "step-up" (no pun intended).

You don't even know the correct length of the board you're trying to break my balls about riding, but at least you know when to fold your hand and walk away from the big kids' table while you've still got some dignity remaining.

 

no man its just i got better stuff to do with my time then argue with some kookie dude, that tries to stand tall but always falls.

 

What's with the gay bashing remarks? Are you really that much of a loser? Are you a bigot too?

 

Better stuff to do? Like what? Let's hear these better things to do, because as far as we all can see, you go out of your way consistently here. Brah, I'd teach you how to use the famed semicolon but you clearly don't even know what the more elementary comma is for.

You spat the words "there fore you win" yet then say I'm the one that's failing. Regardless of the outcome of our battle, you're definitely failing with reading and writing. Can you use the word(s) "there fore" in a sentence again?

You'd have got your GED after dropping out of high school, but you weren't even able to spell it. Now before you waste the next 30-60 seconds of all our lives deciphering your Sanskrit, sit back down and GET OFF MY THREAD!!!

 

Peajay - lighten up Francis. No one's bashing anything, except sandblasters pulverizing the wall with his head out of frustration with this whole "literacy" thing. Lets not get all Starchy v2.0 and make this a PoliSci movement. If it makes you sleep easier tonight, I'll use my mulligan and strike that from the record. Before we get too liberal here, let's skim an SI thread or two and see how many inappropriate comments are made towards all levels of society. What I meant was his previous multi-colored flag had all shades of pastels and was way more fem then his classic masculine white flag of surrender.

 

Not the 1st time you've made a remark like that. I don't' think I guy like you is good for this forum.
I used to enjoy being part of it. Learn a lot about boards here. Talk and heard good story.
I'm out. Good job.

 

As others have said, if you don't want to read certain things then don't read those threads or posts. Did it really take you even half of the now 16 pages of this thread to realize this thread has no academic value? C'mon. There remains lots of great info on this site intermingled with threads titled "Bongs" and we will leave it up to your judicious adult mind to discern which threads will enrich your mind and those that will give it a break from the stress of intelligent comprehension.

What you're doing is like walking into a movie theater and telling the manager to get rid of all the R-rated movies. Don't want to watch them? Don't buy a ticket. No ones forcing you to read these threads and posts, and by their titles, it's intuitively obvious which ones will extend your surfing knowledge. Maybe you and the Texan lurker who went AWOL can start a support group and your own surf forum. Keep in mind that while you call me a bigot for your interpreting what may not even have been the innuendo you think it is, there are dozens of posters on this forum who are outright and persistently defaming certain groups of society (wounded warriors?? Anyone? Anyone??). Where were you during that escapade? Why weren't you gagging in disgust from those posts?

Honestly dude, take a seat if you're going to nominate me for deletion from the board when I'm simply sorting through the baker's dozen of riffraff pukes that come out of the woodwork and repeatedly called me a DOUCHE this evening. I tried to laugh it off several times and they persisted. I can't get over this ultra-sensitive tunnel vision some people on here have. You bark up the wrong tree and you'll get what you're asking for. Lets get dialed into the causal nature of our outside world and see the cause and effect of running your mouth in an inflammatory manner. A lot of these beta voice boxes are damn lucky it's the Internet and not the physical world because in the real world, you give lip to a guy like waterbaby and he opens his trench coat lined with rusty shanks and tells you to pick your poison before impaling you to your demise.

Buoys...LET'S PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER AND NOT GET 5!

 

Hey Peajay...is the above post making this forum a better place? Is the author of it a winner? Did I do anything to directly provoke this post from him? You want to be a hero in the good vs. evil battle? Call spades spades and realize there's a whole heck of a lot of literary fecal matter on this forum each and every day and it doesn't come from just one source. Look at the whole picture pal before you call people losers and bigots. Aloha brah!!

 

Keep ya head up Gaff, surf always cleanses me of whatever crap I've got going on

 

Ahh, rough times. Explains why he directed an infinity word count autobiography my way. Damn good thing none of the rest of us have real lives with real problems! If so, we'd probably be acting out by taking it out on others on the forum attacking them with unsolicited, displaced anger only to get punkd and look foolish.

I hope to hell the next member that registers for this forum is a practicing psychotherapist. Then the motley crew can put the plastic knives away, step off the ledge, and quit writing me endless sonnets that I'll really never get to on the schitter.

 

Hey, they're just words, they don't control us