Waves Not Graves!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Yes that would be quite the symposium.
     
  2. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Yeah, that has to be one of, if not, the best submissions on this site since I've been around. My apologies to any unrecognized heroes of the last decade.

    This post has even lightened the mood betwen some. Fantastic. Be careful though, some may get jealous and attack.

    However, this event should have been held at The Ventnor Pier........that's the Ventnor Pier, Cambridge Ave, Ventnor, NJ..............the original home of "shotting the pier."

    Well done, Spicoli. I guess there's nothing left to hope for or see on this site anymore. It was just done.
     

  3. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    A disappointment, you bet. But the show must go on. Event organizers claim that the left coast location was a roadblock in negotiations with that potential speaker and he threatened a boycott. Other obstacles were alleged to be the insufficient stipend being offered ("schitt ain't free" was the individual's response regarding his time and likeness) and that the management did not want any shotts fired because that would intuitively contradict the gun control mission.
     
  4. Blackfish

    Blackfish Well-Known Member

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    Jan 20, 2013
    great stuff! Funniest thing I've read all day....I apologize in advance if I kill this thread, it just seems to happen.
     
  5. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

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    Feb 18, 2013
    I have a feeling this event will rekindle the Honeyton Beach Riots of 2013 and will have to be relocated for next year.
     
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    No wayz brah! This is to rally and keep peaceful the surf/skate/babe Mecca of Honeyton
     
  7. OceanO

    OceanO Well-Known Member

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    Jul 23, 2013
    gotta have a riot if the cops are gonna lay off. if they see it's peaceful they'll pounce
     
  8. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Very creative. Nice job.