Yeah, that has to be one of, if not, the best submissions on this site since I've been around. My apologies to any unrecognized heroes of the last decade. This post has even lightened the mood betwen some. Fantastic. Be careful though, some may get jealous and attack. However, this event should have been held at The Ventnor Pier........that's the Ventnor Pier, Cambridge Ave, Ventnor, NJ..............the original home of "shotting the pier." Well done, Spicoli. I guess there's nothing left to hope for or see on this site anymore. It was just done.
A disappointment, you bet. But the show must go on. Event organizers claim that the left coast location was a roadblock in negotiations with that potential speaker and he threatened a boycott. Other obstacles were alleged to be the insufficient stipend being offered ("schitt ain't free" was the individual's response regarding his time and likeness) and that the management did not want any shotts fired because that would intuitively contradict the gun control mission.
great stuff! Funniest thing I've read all day....I apologize in advance if I kill this thread, it just seems to happen.
I have a feeling this event will rekindle the Honeyton Beach Riots of 2013 and will have to be relocated for next year.