North vs. South

Mad Atom hope you've been enjoying some decent Maine swell
lately. Great weather also up there. I've enjoyed some trips up there this summer.
My thoughts:
Off the top - I think a uniform range of caliber per region should apply throughout the ages of females in each location. It's not like good genetics go bad outta nowhere. The only gene deletion occurs when you nail your direct descendants and talk amongst yourselves as to where that occurs. If you are unsure of a hot girl staying hot, you'll know when you see her mother. If there were a huge variance in looks by age then we'd be as nomadic in seeking azz as we are for waves. I'm guessing your wife is 40-41 and you're a good guy for knowing that she's the most attractive woman in the world for you.
HS - Definitely not created equal. That would mean all genetic geographic pools are of same caliber and we know that's not the case. Would also provide likelihood towards these girls growing into equally attractive women everywhere. Even if that were true, the bigger HS would be the best as it would have more smokes than HS in Iowa.
18-23 - Brains do not at all correlate with looks. They can often have an inverse relationship. You saw the scene from Ted posted up here. It's true. Yes, there might be a slight increase in the looks of college women in the northeast but they're gone after they graduate. That and there are homely looking women everywhere and the smartest girls in any location may tend to more of the homlier girls from each region. Girls also assimilate socially and to a much higher level than males and not just because of their menses finding synchronicity. The college girls from the northeast are typically angry and unkempt and that will run off on Miss Teen Florida who goes to Harvard or Middlebury for 4 years. The hot girls will also get fatter in the cold because they can hide it. Plus less sun = more spray tan and I said earlier how I feel about that topical GMO. You want the hottest girls in college in the northeast? Go to the biggest major state universities. For the hottest college girls nationwide, go to ASU, UCLA, UT (Austin & Knoxville), UGA, USC (Trojans & Gamecocks), even OSU (CBus with 60k students). Fish in a barrell gents, and even more so if you're a northerner going south.
24-30 - Dallas. Melting pot of girls from all over. You got the hottest from Texas and the south, hottest from CA because economy sucks there and no jobs and opposite is true in Dallas. The hottest girls from the north want to go where it's warm. Same for the colder state of Middle America (South Park?). Any metro area with non-ailing economy will tend to have better women and even more so in warm metro areas. Chicago is decent too but plenty of attitude there. Everyone's happy in Dallas because they're paid, it's warm, and everything's big.
30-45 - I'm gonna throw out a dark horse and give you Denver. Sunny 300 days a year. Never humid in the summer (hot girls hate frizzy hair),good economy, clean, green (draws hippies yes, but so many hot girls at Whole Foods and trendy things like that), ski bunnies galore (plus influx of hot rich chicks from all areas to ski in winter), and the culture there is extremely healthy, active, and in shape. Runners up are most warm metro areas and affluent suburbs of TX and TN. So many milfs there in McMansions. So many. And unless you start to go south of Dallas, TX stays pretty healthy. So does TN. If you like how those Southern Belles look, take care of you and talk, these are the best of em.
46-RIP - FL. It's just where they go. At least for 6 months of the year. That and any place like HHI, Charleston, SoCal, and USVI.

Why were CA and AZ excluded? Way too plastic in most of the warmer places. Have you seen Meg Ryan lately? Also, for LA way too crazy. Hawaii, I need to learn more about it (many of you know better) but I'm weary of the unhealthy diet as well as rainy tropical climate driving smokes away. It's fine to visit a destination like that when it's pure beauty half the day and you'll be going back to 18 degrees flying home, but got girls don't like a lot of rain.

In general, warm climates, good economy, and healthier cuisine will promote the natives to look good and smoking outsiders to migrate. Careful going more than 30-60 minutes outside most of the southern metro areas. Huge drop off in dental health and mental acuity. We will leave honey boo boo types out of this.

Note: There can be some straight up rockets coming out of Middle America and the PNW. There are outliers everywhere, and they may or may not have ancestry from the above areas or international. Which brings us to a possible next topic of best women worldwide. At least in August, it's Barcelona. Everyone in the world is there "on holiday". Certified runway.

Just my thoughts brahs. I've traveled a ton but many of you have been different places and for longer. Fun topic.

 

You are a rare specimen. I did know a few people from back home (up North) that smoked everything, but it was nothing like you see down here. I would say 80% of my friends down here own a smoker. And we have about 5 really good BBQ joints in the Charleston area, along with another 4 that are just so-so. You never see that in most northern towns.

 

Emass, incredible assessment of hot girl geography. Let me blow your mind for just one second. I agree that intelligence and looks do not go hand in hand, but I'll argue this only applies to girls in high school and college. Ever notice that the smart, dorky girls in high school very often turn out to be the best looking when they hit 25-30? Seems like the hot girls in high school always end up marrying d-bags way too young and end up looking like hell before they hit 25. It's the smart girls who take care of themselves and improve with age.

And yes, I've been enjoying the recent swell. Though modest, it still beats the stretch we had from mid-June to mid-July. On one occasion I swear I rode a wave generated from a fat dude drifting by in a kayak. Give me a shout if you make it up to Kennebunk.

 

Indochine is awesome! I wish it was closer to CB...

 

Best falafel in Wilmington: Baba Ganoush in the freaking mall of all places.

 

Couldnt agree more. Przealaa Chce sie od I swoja. Every time. Although bylo Okaz balu nie rozpacz bede can be a nice way to burn off some calories while stoking back up the sex life with your lady.

But back to the topic at hand of north v south - The second you leave Jersey going south you cannot find one decent piece of bread. It doesnt exist. I dont care if your town in Maryland or Virginia has a french bakery with "artisan breads." You dont have hard rolls. Period. And Pizza... jeez. You guys down south should call it cheese bread with sauce, cause it aint pizza.
bylo Okaz,
Manisses

 

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Just almost pi$$ed myself.

 

Water chemistry is much better down here than it is in Jerz for beer making (and bread making). We also have much less chlorine and flouride in the water, which helps calm down the Archy types.

 

Uh, the northeast college thing is way, way off. Compare any college in the south (other than Duke) to any college in the northeast and it is night and day.

 

RIer - You clearly haven't spent any time on the Quinnipiac campus.

 

Massachusetts has the best schools in the world. Really, they do. Even their normal public schools are good.

If you're looking for females, Wellesley College is the place to go. It will give you gender segregated flashbacks to the good ol days in the 1950's. Don't get fooled by their self-importance and sophisticated air. These girls are dying for adventure and some "slumming." They've been raised to be uptight, and are looking for something different. Just act like you don't think anything of them, and they'll be putty in your paws.

Sometimes we went to score some smoke, at the pizza joint my boy's cousin worked at in Wellesley(I attended schoolin' up in MASS for a while). I went along with him on a few deliveries at Wellesley College and it was fantastic. That place had good pizza, though the cousin was kind of chinsey with it.

Ahh, Route 9.

 

Spent many a blurry night at ZOO-MASS Amherst. Lot's of pretty ladies there, many of whom rejected my pleas for night-long courtship.

 

I will second that beyond belief. Same for Sacred Heart and Fairfield but then again those three schools are nearly clones of each other: medium sized (at least not small) student body, beautiful campus, Catholic school, Division 1 athletics, good academic programs, typically more females than males, big price tag (as most any non-state school). One issue though, is the demographic and socioeconomic is less diverse. Not to the point of small, liberal arts schools, but you don't typically see all walks of like on the QU campus. Still a great place though and the quiver of tail there would please anyone here by far.

Were you a Bobcat MA?

 

Tons, and tons of in and out of state birds on that campus. Were you hanging with the Honors College girls? With many there, sacking them is like selling a crate of twinkies to Oprah. Layups. All shots from the paint.

 

PB&J, you talking colleges with your first line? If high schools and below, there are some very, very good districts in the state, then some terrible ones.

 

When we use the word "any", that implies "every", and there are some schools everywhere that simply have a dog-faced female population. Major. State. Universities. Preferably in the south but not exclusive to it.

 

No, nothing to do with honors girls. It's just that I had no game. Being 5'7" and very respectful of other people will get you nowhere with women in college. F-ing hindsight...it kills me.

Also no, not a former bobcat. I dated a girl at QU for two years. She was the hottest girl I ever met...until I visited her at QU. I went from feeling like THE MAN to feeling just sort of cool. When she visited my school, however, I was again THE MAN.

 

You do sound like a good guy MA, and you're right...being respectful to those you encounter on the UMass campus on a weekend night will not typically pose you in the best light for natural selection. There are, of course, those super-social guys that act like they're really good people but get them aside for a minute and they'll tell you what their motives are. I've known plenty guys shorter than 5'7 who laid more pipe in college than campus water works. They were just the talkers. Girls love talking, especially about themselves.

You should see the QU campus now. Probably the nicest dorms of any school on the eastern seaboard aside from High Point in NC which should be renamed Jetsons University. Outer space.

Sounds like wifey is the prize which does make you THE MAN!