Well fellas, it was good while it lasted.

Actually, Mr. Swellinfo Guy has made me go to counseling for my insensitive remarks aboot the south....That's where I was yesterday. I'm cured now, so it's ok.

Jeez people I like the south ok. Yeah, I hate republicans, anyone with a brain does, but I dig the coastal south. Shoot, I would even like a vacation in some far outta-the-way, hick area. No one around....no police prescence......strange characters....

Dudes, I've wandered into a real hicky West Virginia watering hole and they warmed up to me. I broke up with a girl, and was all sad....WAHHHHH......and was in Virginia and just drove west. Ended up there. I actually LOVE West Virginia. Something aboot that place.It's so backwards that it's charming

I like the south. Jeez, I sh!t on NJ just as much as I do the south. LIGHTEN THE HECK UP.......

Hey am I going off-topic? Better stop before people get bent.

 

This whole site is really a circle jerk of stoke I suppose.

Obviously most people tend to get a bit uppity when the waves aren't around. I wonder if historically more threads have turned angry during flat (or relatively flat) spells.

 

Umm as the Palestinians and Israeilis have tried to broker peace this week, Dawn Patrol SUP and I, with the aid of Secretary of State John Kerry and Seldom Seen, have just brokered a peace deal.

We will scrap no more. Hope y'all enjoyed the controversy. It's what sells in the media these days. Well, until the next one, I bid aideu. Hey Erock, did I spell that correctly?

 

All I can say is that the water is outrageously warm. 15 miles off its 80. EIGHTY! Once the Atlantic basin starts sending some tropical waves towards the east coast, there is literally a highway of warm water for them to feed off and come up the coast. Hoping for Bobs, and not Sandys. Stay patient men, groundswell is coming. Till then continue drinking & eating and getting out of shape (like me).

 

^^^ What he said, glad we could resolve our difference PJB.

 

So uh, anybody heard any good jokes lately?

 

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?




Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

 

So further out than E. Ledge is 80?? Mad tropical yo.

 

PB&J and SUP just gave each other that awkward, ass-out side hug. At least we can get back to our karate in the garage brahs! I'll even let you use my drum set. Today at least. Between the minutes of 3:46pm and 3:49pm.

 

https://www.fnmoc.navy.mil/ncoda_web/dynamic/ncoda_1440x721_global_sst.gif

Probably warmer, Home Boy.

 

Holy schitt, brah. Good thing the box of warm and trop Zogs bars came here today. When I go away in two weeks looks like I'll be paddling in close to 90. Damn. My piss might cool me off!!!! Remix.

 

"It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

Classic

 

Whoa! Wait! hang on! hold the phone! Can it be true?!

When you go away...?!?!?

Tears of joy on the forum!

 

Yankee, I'm mad at you about something. I can't remember what nor can I recall what thread it was but I think you called me Francis again. I think when you do that you mean it in a derogatory way. So that's why I'm mad at you.

Nevertheless, Emass has an iPhone 6. He's posted about it. He probably has a lifeproof case for it as well so he can post while he's surfing.

He may be going away from his house but he's never leaving.




Emass, please don't take offense to this. Just didn't want anyone jumping to conclusions.

 

why don't girls drink beer on the beach?

They might get sand in their Schlitz

 

Schlitz Malt Licka! You can't run a sussessful stablishmnt without no Shclitz Malt Licka!

 

The funny thing is .. Schlitz is making a comeback as a trendy retro ..

 

Wow, I get inundated with projects and this is what happens!?!?!?

Hayzeus freak'n Christo!

 

Ba bump ch HAHAHA

 

Roller Coaster ride it was, put your hands up... in the air. Put your hands up... in the air!