In Joisey, is it illegal

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by chicharronne, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    to make a right turn on red? Geebus cripes! Every last Jersey plated inbred moron is vacationing in VB. I was behind 2 Schnooky clones today that didn't seem to grasp the concept.

    I NEED WAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    I feel your pain. I'm about to go buy a fishing license.
     

  3. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Really? You need to paddle closer to the big boats ! and maybe more green lights ?
     
  4. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    you got no dog in this fight Mr. Sebastion Inlet man. No matter how many "The Situation"s you drive around, you got waves to make them invisible!
     
  5. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    No, it's not illegal.

    Certain intersections do prohibit such a turn due to intersection congestion. There's signs.

    I find it funny hearing Va Beach types complain aboot Jersey tourists. I don't know why, I just find it funny. It also perplexes me than anyone form Jersey would go there. Why? OCMD has more family entertainment. Might as well keep driving to NC for some soul. Why drive all that distance to Va Beach.

    Now before you VA types get all excited that wasn't a slam on VA. It just isn't a logical tourist destination for New Jersey people unless they're kin with the Iversons. Strange......

    Oh well, enjoy them. More of them down there, the elss of them up here.
     
  6. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Oh and yeah, Sebastian Inlet has been going-off this summer. Florida is THE GO TO spot for summer wave action.

    Man, how flat has it been and how long, for some of youse guys? Jersey was fun-sized last Saturday and at least rideable since. You guys need to move to New Jersey. What a state.
     
  7. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    It's been my experience that Seabass doesn't really pick up the smaller swells like New Smyrna, Ponce Inlet, and Parts of Cocoa / Satellite do, at least not lately. I find a rideable wave almost every weekend at those spots mentioned but it's practically flat a little further south at Seabass. Takes a little more juice to wake that place up I believe.
     
  8. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Spot on Dawn Patrol,
    You def need to be north of rc's and you can ATLEAST have some fun. Strange as this sounds but if you ever get a little more south, Ft Pierce inlet has been pretty consistent although a bit shallow but it has been fun.
    When and if you ever make the big move to this lo-cal contact me and maybe we can grab a beer or a wave.
     
  9. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    PBJ Dude,
    the climate in NJ is either too hot or freezing ars cold! I was actually considering more of a tropical climate. Although I can appreciate your love for the place you live and surf.
     
  10. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Well the strange thing, Antoine, is that, while I used to friggin dig Jersey, I don't really anymore. I bash Jersey on here just as much as I defend it. Of course me defending Jersey tends to stick out and be remembered. I don't know, I'm like numb to Jersey. I don't have the pride I used to, but I don't exactly hate it.

    I'm just stuck here and am numb to it all. When someone mentions Jersey, I get this wave of emotionless nothingingness that spreads from my brain throughout my spirit.

    And concerning Jersey's climate: Ahh man, you never know what's going to happen here. Most of June, had daytime highs of 80-84, and at nights it was actually kind of chilly, 58-65. Then in July it got hot for three weeks, including a 12 day heat wave, but it never got over 95. Then the last week of July it cooled off. It hasn't been over 88 since. Shoot, it's been in the upper 70's quite a few days. The last couple summers it started hitting the 90's in May and remained hot up to September. You never know around here

    And during the winter it can be 5 degrees at noon, or 50 degrees. Contrary to popular belief, New Jersey frequently has winters of little to no snow, especially on the coast. That balmy 36-42 degree ocean warms up the coastal region a bit.

    But although Jersey always has wide ranging weather, the earth's weather is just kind of Ku Kuu bananas these days. Enjoy the show.
     
  11. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    here in sc we have so many tourist from new jersey most of them are very nice but cant drive, only ones i dont like are the jersery shore looking ones which are multiplying ten fold and are breeding with the local population making rednecks with spiked hair, that fist pump and blast country music out of honda civics.
     
  12. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    HA, rednecks with spiked hair and blast country music from their hondas. Good one, Oh Blaster of ye Sand. Way to mix 'em together.

    Now, what on God's green earth are youse guys talking aboot concerning New Jersians inability to drive? Man, you consider NY and Philly, all of the North Jersey congestion(most densley populated place in this nation), and all the hyped-up people...........man, we can drive. We're better and quicker than any NASCAR driver out there. I was the best driver on the planet. I could drive when I wasn't even conscious.

    Ahhh every states' residents think the citizens of other states can't drive. Right at this moment, in some distant Jersey shore town, some punk NJ 20-year-old is yelling at an out-of-state motorist.
     
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Right on dude, definitely will, flat spell almost over, hang in there fellas!
     
  14. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    I agree Bill, it wasn't very big, but I had so damn much fun last Saturday morning!
     
  15. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Fact: we are spawned from satans fecal rot here in NJ. Sorry we tainted your otherwise flawless states. I'm going to kick my ass now.
     
  16. madskillzNJ

    madskillzNJ Member

    11
    Aug 19, 2013
    if you want to surf the raw power come to jersey brahh.
     
  17. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Finally, I got some solid Jersey backup in the War of Northern Aggression........

    Man, nobody from Jersey backs me up when I take on the south..........

    A savior has arrived.
     
  18. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

    390
    Jul 22, 2012
    Rap anui mysterious yet so dangerous
     
  19. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Boys - just back from Kelly Slades Wave Park. I have pink eye, a nasty chest cold, and a double ear infection. But I can tell you this - I was DESTROYING 2 and 1/2 foot chlorinated rights. If you take off right along the wall, you get a mini barrell for .0000001 seconds. Then you have enough power for one bottom turn and a slash before the wave kind of peters out. But if you run through waist high water and get back in line immediately you only have to wait an hour and a half before your next ride. FYI - the lifeguards are kind of di*ks.
    Some of the Slade Water Park Highlights:
    *LOTS of Volcom Stone stuff. Trucker hats, tees, and 'boardshorts' galore.
    *People actually say "Brah" and "Howzit". I actually had never heard those words spoken before.
    *The Mohawk is alive and well, especially if you are under 12 and have "cool" parents.
    * People use public bathrooms barefoot.
    * The shrimp cocktail is, at all costs, to be avoided

    Unfortunately, my rear-facing go-pro pooped out on me so I dont have any footage of my face and then my feet shredding the pool, but in the event this flat spell has you really bummed out, I think the pink eye / ear infection / chest cold tradeoff is probably worth it. Praying for a report which has something bigger than 2 foot at 5 seconds. Literally, Praying.
     
  20. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    All is right in the world again. At least all that can be.