hanging out in barrells in NJ but need help with my rodeo flip

Yeah, don't jerk off while eating cheetos

 

How many am I suppose to have IDK, it's a bit of a train wreck in there

 

Take of the skirt and put on your big boy pants. Too bad for you Christie is banning Pray The Gay Away clinics in NJ.

 

Dude, I'm not going to call you..... ever. I hear you have a highly virulent strain of HerpAIDSatitus (comes from too much spray tanning) and want to maintain as much distance as possible.....

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brahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

I just farted.

 

I thought we didn't get 20 ft swells in the south? With that in mind, the rules seem rather unfair.

Btw, how many screen names have you had banned now? 5 or 6? Getting kind of old, don't you think?

 

i can rodeo flip your mom from the missionary position to doggy all night long.

 

So why are you on here, brahhh? You had to bump your own thread, after no one posted for almost two hours.

The joke is over.

 

Yeah, your life is so awesome you have to create a new screen name every other week to get back on here.

 

I found the only way to pull off the rodeo flip correctly was to grow a set, followed by a hard and thorough beat down on NJShredmachine's mom's hey-nanni-nannu.

These are the only two options for maximum potential, if I see you out there busting rodeo flips, I'm having you arrested for incest, you sick bas-turd.

Can you smell it?

 

Your athleticism comes from being a wide reciever and taking it in the end zone? Just because you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, it doesn't make you an athlete.

 

How bout if I can bench four bones? Sounds to me like you're too high. Try descending to 15,000 ft.