Call the fire department!!

Worddddddddd

 

This is what I mean by his passive aggressive insulting of people on this board. Will he receive an infarction...? (that's infraction for those of you paying attention to this drivel)
Nah. But, plenty of posters on this board are getting pinged with infractions for just this sort of stuff.
Yo, Kahuna & Kookie & Koki....emass8' will soon be the new moderator of this board. Wait & see.

 

Threatening people in the lineup when it just learned to surf....? The shredmachine's cousin is permitted to go wild right here, and it ain't purty.

 

Yeah this dude watches/reads way too much surf garbage and then spits it back at us. Shredmachine was an OG..

 

I love the scale of this too.. Yankee 5 years to post what Emass did in 5 months. Quite a smelly feat.

 

I hear ya. I'm taking a break, K-Monster.
My eyeballs can no longer take the emass8' tsunami of verbiage.

 

With the sheer number of posts...no make that useless posts, if you follow this board regularly then it's like reading a book but skipping all of the odd numbered pages.

Mr Magoo opens forum...oh look 20 threads updated and 75 new posts...and 65 of them are drivel posted by some massh0le. Why did I even waste my time.

I could block his posts but then I have to figure out what everyone is replying to and b!tching about. Even more annoying. Worst part is he thinks it's funny/cool but it just isn't. Bad comedians get booed off stage. What's our option?

I'll take NJShred anyday. At least he was funny sometimes and didn't feel the need to give a rebuttal to every post that called him exactly the pr!ck he was trying to be.

 

I don't see the problem here, Emass started this thread, so why not just decide to not click the button and read / post in HIS thread? His sense of humor may be lost on some of you, which is fine, because we don't all like the same things, but it's really as simple as not clicking that button on your little mouse.

 

I'm with ya fellas. The typed word vomit takes away from my enjoyment of the forum. He never learned "Some things are better left unsaid". I find about 1 in 5 of his posts relevant/worthwhile. We know the first was gold, and maybe he was encouraged by such vigorous response early on.

Think EMass has been barreled yet?

 

Hey BungoBob,

Do you know Baby J or Cash? Whiz or Munk?

Ok BungoBob, stay classy and try 15 Red today.......Just got a feeling. If you win, I'll accept a small donation.

And come on guys stop ganging-up on Spicoli. None of youse guys would like it. If you don't like somebody don't read their stuff. At least he don't cry and offer a " That's it I'm Leaving" post........then come back on a week later....

Everybody's always arguing and starting problems. I thought most of youse guys are potheads? Ahh, must be counterbalanced by the booze. Booze is an evil substance......it really is. Makes people arrogant, aggressive and down-right mean.

 

I suppose at least he hasn't said he's only surfed three times all summer

 

Ok ok, so I get caught up in the Emass bashing. He surely is a character. Just got excited that others feel the same way. I may sneak in a post here and there, but no booze for me on the job!

Haven't met the friendly folks you mentioned PJB, but I hope they weren't the ones causing a ruckus on my block the other night! Don't gamble much, but 15 Red it is next time...

 

Bungo,

If you ever get tempted to drink, just reach out to me. I'll be your sponsor. Your discipline is admirable considering your town is a town built on vices. I'd be drinking at work that's for sure......

Hey, say hi to Lorenzo Langford for me will ya !!

Oh when people cause trouble on your block use your hose on them.........

 

+1 could not have put it better

 

Well...I actually do give 2 schits about what most of the regular posters on here have to say. That's why I click that little button.

1,100+ posts and 20 threads started in 4 months. Sorry I missed that he was the OP. Why should I/others have to examine all the thread details to avoid his drivel. Yeah he's been a little bit better lately but who busts into a strangers party, hops up on the kitchen counter and proclaims himself the coolest knowledge broker in the room...throws out hawaiianish surf lingo and procedes to bash anyone that calls him a tool...makes up new names for his detractors. Then, says "sorry bro I'm really a cool guy, i'll be nice for the most part in the future now go make me a drink you ungrateful anti war prick." Then expect everything to go all Kum-ba-yah.

He who makes messy bed must lie in it.

 

Dudebrahs! Please just leave Spicoli alone!!! He means well, and is entertaining at times, and this is just a internet forum, not some ones party or living room. Don't be a hater be a congratulator.

 

Ummm. Nah.

 

Of course he has.

Sitting in his room in Scituate, logging all of our comments for future reference when he 'returns' from his 'trip to Costa Rica' where he made 'lifetime friends with the locals' and 'getting barreled on clean, green 8' tubular orgasmic walls of joyous geeebers creepers juice'...

Or something to that effect. This is what we will hear. Soon. It's like a NASA countdown to liftoff. Excruciating. 10, 9, 8....8! Uh oh ! 8! 8!

(Admin! I'm not insulting the guy! Please, no more infarctions! wahoo! Just riffin & havin' a bit of fun....talkin' forum speak, mac daddy.)

I cite the inimitable Pumpmaster: "pics or it didn't happen."

 

I cite the inimitable Pumpmaster: "pics or it didn't happen."[/QUOTE]

What if the subject at hand is "just got laid"

I can't wait for that line to be crossed

First one do it starts a Tiger Woods-like apology thread called...umm...uhh...Was I right (or something to that effect). Perhaps going South? I like that! Makes me feel all Confederate and lets say ornery...oh wait, Im exposing my latest literary piece...51 Shades of Gray or is that called Gone with the Wind...

There's an ocean due east