What do you guys do when it's flat ?

I go to the gym when it's flat, hence why I now have a 6 pack...VB is selfish when it comes to waves

 

SUPERFISH !!! Baby, where ya been?

Dude, seems like you are totally addicted to weight lifting, huh? Watch out for hernias. Man, you ain't spray tanning yourself are you? Yeah, yeah, I know you're too far south for all of that stuff. I hear you.

Hon, you'll find love again. Don't fret. And don't take it out on the black dudes of Tidewater while on patrol either.

Remember steriods are illegal and they damage your body. Small testicles are nobody's friend.

Ok man, love ya sister !!

 

no, that's not it. I'm referencing the minor that was walking home with candy when an adult high on chemicals, shot him in the chest.

 

hmm not familiar with this case. did he play baseball?

 

Oh I can't wait to see where this goes

 

SUPERFISH!!!! Long time no see man... Hope chitt's goin' good for you.

Here's what I do when it's flat. Some of these I do anyway, just when it's dark:
-Woodworking and other shop-based amusements
-Spear fishing
-Body surfing
-Fishing
-Work
-Flounder gigging
-Wrenching on the FJ62... which I haven't been doing enough of lately. Brake booster is giving up the ghost causing intermittent vacuum problems and either/or combination of faulty FPD, FPR, EGR modulator, EGR temp sensor, O2's going bad, bad VSV somewhere, IACV, TPS, dirty injectors or valve adjustment. Pretty much running really rich and only getting 8mpg at the moment. Time to spend some quality time with an Ohm meter and my factory service manual.... I might just be ripping out all the smog-related crap really soon, which will eliminate 3 sensors, 3 check valves, 2 vsv's, air injection/recirculation system and allow me to put a second alternator on it. Don't worry greenies, I'll be putting a CAT on it once I get the running rich issue settled...

 

and i thought Jeeps were bad! BTW F&ck off greenies i get 9 mph.

 

1988 technology all the way!

-Inside the Toyota Engineering Department in 1987:
"Well Bob, we gotta do something to recirculate exhaust and crankcase gasses back into the air intake system in this new fuel-injected version of the same engine we have been using for over 20 years (it's a tractor engine). Who cares if it gums up the throttle body after 10,000 miles. This here is the 80's! Give it 200' of extra vacuum line. The Q-bert era tech in the ECU will handle the rest!"


The real testament to Toyota engineering is that this engine will still run almost no matter what. It may not run efficiently, but it will run well enough to get you home. And you can put 400k on it before it needs a bottom end rebuild.

 

pretty much the same with the I6 in the wrangler. i think I also got lucky by getting the I5 in the Volvo too.

 

I found this on my friends facebook. Cute way to shred during a flat spell.

 

Erock, looks like the fishing was good this morning. Surf was awesome. 1 foot with a few 2 foot bombs rolling through. NNW winds, pretty clean, ya know. Birds, man, everywhere dive bombing.........and hour before high tide.....fish jumping out of the ABSOLUTELY DIRTY FILTHY ALMOST BLACK WATER......Too bad you weren't there.

 

Well I really can't answer that scientifically. Our dumping barrels tends to disrupt the sand .........

But lets take a trip back. Somewhere off the North Jersey coast used to exist a DUMP, where all sorts of nasty stuff used to be disgarded. I think they stopped that, but I don't know. I forget how far-off the coast it was.

NYC businesses used to dump all sorts of waste products into their rivers and bays(illegally).

Ciba Giegy, a chemical company, used to dump their waste products aboot a mile off of Ortley Beach....yep a whole mile.

All of North Jersey's filth washes into the rivers and streams and makes its way into the ocean via the inlets.

I don't know, but, Charles, embrace your clean water up in Maine. I drink your drinking water, by the way. Maine is a friggin GREAT place. I've been meaning to take my hand on a romantic getaway to Ogunquit. Really, I'm getting kind of jealous right now. Cool-arse state. Portland is a cool little city, and Kennebunk is just darling. Man, I got to get out of New Jersey before it, or a Puerto Rican American, kills me.

Do you know of any secret spots up east? Do you got a boat? Oh, hey don't make love to that pony, brah.

But anyways, Jersey's water sucks. It's not 1988-bad, but it still isn't pretty.

 

are you a proud man?

 

Charles, I was wondering if you can put your profile pic in your gallery, so we could see it at full size. I'm really not being a wise a$$, I promise...it's just a really interesting pic and i'm curious to see the expression on your friends face who's holding the pony(reminds me of Henry Rollins). Love to see some of those secrets you talk of in Maine. That's a great state for sure.

 

"Henry Rollins holding a pony!" I might start screaming that as war cry, or an epitaph, or something...

 

Hahahaha maybe I'll do that next time I get cleaned up by a set, if we ever get a solid swell that is...doesn't he kind of look like him though?

 

The pic is Daniel Tosh

 

F**k dude I thought that was a real dude in Maine who dressed up in all white just for the pic. God damn it. Thank you though nynj for bringing that to my attention. I don't watch much tv or go online outside of work so on some things I'm kinda outta the loop.