My IM to Swell Infor Admin

So do you want me to catch waves or drown? What aboot Seldom Seen? Please, in the future please list those who are on your good side and those who aren't. It leaves things less ambigious..........

Wow, nobody seems to be able to deactivate their accounts. I have never seen it done before.

Don't leave RCarter, you throw up one of the best southern counter attacks in the war of Northern Agression. Without you the south won't rise again.

Don't let the heat of a moment sour you. Your anger and disdain will pass. And everybody else just be cool. Everyone's gotten sore before and said things they don't really mean. So don't anyone be giving RCarter the business. He's going through life changes and can get testy at times. It's not his fault.

C'mon man, it's only a One Point Infraction.....no big deal. It's kind of like a badge of honor. All the cool kids have gotten infractions. Hell, Seldom Seen, Yankee, Gruvi, NJShredmachine, Sandblaster.....they all got punished. It's a rite of passage. I understand the completely arbitrary selection of those who get punished. Jeez, I used to have people start fights with me, continue fights with me, and I got punished and they didn't. Even the cyberworld is unfair.

 

Geez, I feel kind of slighted for not ever getting an infraction, how does one know when they've gotten one? Do you get a email with a picture of what one might think an infraction looks like? I'm kinda feeling like I should definitely have been infracted at one point or another, so unjust.

 

Pick out someone you don't like and threaten them until you get a notification in your Inbox. Then you can tell your kids someday aboot being a surf predicting website anti-hero.

I have a few suggestion of who to attack if you want, though they don't come around here as much. Interestingly enough, those who gave me problems two years ago have all f a d e d a w a y...........like urine down the shower drain.

Any little bubs down your way, SUP? Gulf or Eastside? Man, it's so nice up here(weather), but no bubs as far as the eye can see. Oh September, it will do this to you, fer sure. Tease you with glorious weather and forget the bubs. But it's all a cycle.....it will come.

And sorry to the younger and more frothing types on here, I forget how crazed I was aboot waves. I'm more patient these days, for some reason.........

 

I should look up that Pensacola guy with video of him dropping in on little children and beating old folks and call him a p*ss or something... that'll do it.

Some little bubs Eastside, barely worth the drive, but decided to do the family thing this weekend and go see my Sis who just lost her dog suddenly, was a gorgeous Pitbull, best dog ever, so going to bring her dinner to bring her up some.

I think NEXT weekend or the one after is going to be the weekend we all remember from the summer, so I have it on good faith that we'll all be one with the ocean again. Sitting here watching college football doesn't suck either, so i'm content.

 

OH RCarter, don't leave dude. You're just edgy as F right now, believe me, I know. This is right about the point where I ask myself if it's worth it or if I should just burn one and chill.

 

Sorry aboot your sister's dog.

Dog's very nice. Y'all know the movie Planet of the Apes, right?

Well, I'd like to travel to The Planet of the Dogs. That place would be awesome.

Ok, I'm Honda 2500..........See you crackers tomorrow.....I'll miss every single one of you.

(That's a play on the old term "I'm Audi 5000" ...........it means, "I'm out of here".......jeez...........)

Man, this area has, like, no college football team to root for. Rutgers? Nahhhh. Penn State? Man, theys out in the middle of PA, they ain't aboot SE PA of Southern NJ........that's like Alabama out there........Temple? Nahhhh

Oh RCarter, Snoopy come home. Don't leave.

 

Thanks PJB, Dogs are better than humans a lot of times, you know what i'm talking about.

Have good moshpitting, tell the Seagulls I said what up.

Watching Miami and Florida beat up on each other is like watching two retards humping a football. Thank GOD the Noles got their act together again. Might get that chip this year!!!!

 

Right on brotha, Admin keep RCarter around, this place is better off with him here

 

RCarter you curmudgeonly cracker. You are 100% correct to school this impudent Moke. If not here on the weather predictin site, he will learn respect one way or the other. If he gets caught passing toxic gas in a crowded lineup as a form of attempted crowd control, he should be sanctioned by the SI Security Council. Sentence him to Cocoa Pier for the rest of his East Coast surfing career. Or better yet, Dania Beach Pier south of Ft. Lauderdale. He can talk about his 10 foot Hawaiian scale surf days while he bobs around in turd infested 1-2 mush, getting dropped in on by Brazilian spongers.

 

RCarter! I've never had a chance to deactivate anything. It either breaks or dumps me first. Especially women and surf forums.

 

For what it's worth RCarter I think you should stick around...it's like that song from the 90's, "RCarter we love you so, please don't go".
DPSUP, sorry to hear about your sister's dog man, that's never easy.
PJB, classic stuff as always, especially the forum synopsis. Twice I checked in hear today and twice I found myself laughing hysterically.
How's life sisurfdogg? Hope all is well. You fellers be good and enjoy the rest of your weekend.

 

Yo, rcarter, don't leave man. It's just 1 infraction, I've gotten them before.

You add to the forum, man...hopefully, my "colder up there" comment didn't get you down.
I want you to know I don't really feel that...it's just something people say.

In other news, today was frickin' fun as all h e double hockey sticks. Surfed from 7am-2:30pm and no lifeguards blowing me out the water. God, I'm in heaven...hear that Wayne!

 

I'm sure you've already changed your mind by now, but don't leave; otherwise, I'm going to go back to hating all the people from Raleigh that show up when the surf is good. Good times, rcarter, good times. You will always have front row parking anytime you come to CB, where the beer flows like wine.

 

I got an infraction for asking a girl to whip out her D's. Never got many problems from anyone with a's - c's though.

 

Ah, rcarter man stick around. Getting an infarction, er, infraction just means that you posted something real & relevant, it puts you in The Infarction Club (TIC), bruddah. If a person ain't had an infarction on this wild west forum, they're just lurking.

Take it from the only guy on here who has his own hate thread as started by my own merry band of multi-state trolls: stick around!

 

RC: Don't quit. Just take a break from the Forum for a week or so. Sometimes it's easy to get caught up in the crap and nonsense that gets spewed here. There are good, experienced and knowledgeable folks on this Forum. Some might be quirky...heck, maybe we all are. Bear in mind that you get the full spectrum of users here - from the sages to the sh!theads. Ignore the latter. Remember: If you wrastle with hawgs, yer gonna git muddy.