Yankee: Hater of the Year?

Are you suggesting Chuck is Tim Sylvia aka "The Maine-iac"? If so that dude is a whale these days pushing 300lbs+, but still wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley HAHA

 

Yo, that board is friggin cool as hell.

I don't mean any dis by this, but it's like a coffee table you can surf on. It's so smooth and shinny. I don't know if you use Pledge or Sex Wax on that.

I don't know how it performs, but that's the coolest board I have ever seen.

Man, Maine is awesome. If you fools have never been up there, I highly suggest it. Stay in Portland and drive to the surf because Portland is a fun city. It's cool when you can walk around a city and not have to worry aboot MS 13 or Sex Money Murder, ya know. In Portland it's just few drunk fellows hanging around late at night. I dig it. Maine is friggin awesome. They got nice trees up there. Mitt Romney likes 'em, too. Right size and everything.......

 

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/10/justice/maine-hermit-arrest

They got this guy, too. He likes the trees. Bet he does not like Mitt.

 

The North Pond Hermit! That guy is the man...27 years in the woods, amazing.

 

Yeah see, Maine's got mythological folkheroes of the forest.........

Man, I have to get out of New Jersey one of these days..........

Ok dudes, I'm done writing and SWELLINO'ing for the day. HA, some of you clowns just don't realize how busy I actually am. Some day you'll be reading my sh!t in Hustler or watching XXX vids with the plots created by me..........cue midget Asian girl and unusually large, white man.........enter donkey handled by large chested Mexican woman...........

You can bet on that.

 

Wouldn't surprise me, Manisses. Perhaps chuck-chuck just needs to get laid, get his cherry popped, because the buoy has way too much forum obsession-aggression drooling going on.

 

You have one of those punching bags too, clem...?! Or is that just your androgynous blow up doll named chucky?

 

North pond hermit is a bloody legend. I love mitt.

 

That's pretty funny Yankee your a sick f but I like you

 

I just read the last 4 pages of this thread backwards (most recent post to least recent post)...


Blew my fracking mind!

 

Chuck: What wetsuit should I be wearing tomorrow?

 

I don't understand. I've been in a 3.2 all summer

 

CT - When you roundhouse kick / karate chop your punching dummy do you envision Barack Obama? Side questions - do you think the North pond Hermit knows who Barack is?

 

Still waiting for an answer, troll chuckychucky
Or are you just laying another pale cheeks beatin' on ya buoy clem....ugh

 

Yankee answer to what?!

 

I want to hear how the reunion went between Chuckchuck & Clem? Was troll lubricant utilized..?
Maybe that's TMI, whew, but since you trolls are having a circle jerk it's a fair question for when you get into the deeper, uh, darker, stuff.
Ewwwwwwwwww

 

Hey Yankee, didn't you just go somewhere.....like a trip?

If I'm correct aboot that, how'd it go? I axed Spicoli how his trip was, but he won't tell me. So I'm 0 for 1. Don't make me 0 for 2. Tell me a little story.

Oh and by the way, today was much better than I expected. See, people you just got to go. I almost passed today. Hey, I'll take 3 foot bowls with the NW winds blowing flies onto beachgoers, and a sunny blue sky anyday. I mean, dudes, I actually had fun today.

 

Lay off the pipe, amigo, we want you around for at last the next contrail gig. Ok that's a JOKE....I truly like you & enjoy your posts!

So, yah, went on solo surf trek to CR for 5 days. Good, healthy food, above avg waves & plenty of open range. If ya want plenty of space on land n' sea, then September, October & until approx TDay are your best bet.

Waves were good, clean & green every day, mid-tide always best time to go out, storms in th late afternoon made it interesting, but shops & hotels & bars & the waves were literally deserted. Had a great surf trek!

Also ran into a couple noswellinfo dudes. cool people.