First things first, I know some of you oddballs got excited when you thought this thread would be centered on the late 20th century UK band that the world really may have been better off without, but it's not. I'm referring to the hypothesis of a phenomenon championed by one PB&J to rouse from the tranquil post-solstice ocean a sporadic, yet consistent ascension of wave height. It's still well in the phase of data collection, though the spontaneous disorganized state of the waters may be an outcome derived from a general acceptance of whatever El Mar gives to our natural world as well as the daily habit of vocalizing a prophecy of swell. If you think it, it will come. It seems to be working for PB&J who reportedly got shacked on this otherwise day of undisturbed sea. Braddahs, try this at home. You may be quite satisfied with the fruits of positive statements of impending waves. If PB&J's faith in stoke proves to be a scientific fact, his sagedom will be ordained by placing him at the head of the table at Clemmy's harvest meal. FREE YOUR MIND
Dood. Dood. Dood... You've gone around the bend, again; you're posting thousands of things about your personal life that are disgusting. Keep the sausage fest that you're indulging in to yourself. Because we just don't want, nor need, to know. You're the problem, emass8'. The reason that you're the problem is because you're that generation, not the boomers, not the gen x or gen y or gen why not. You're the gen that seriously believes in the fallacy that everything about yourself is utterly fascinating, and thus must be shared with everyone as soon as possible. Really not the case, kid, you're just not that interesting to anyone. Therein lies the downside of the Internet. It gives inane a--clowns the ability to impose upon others without limitations. By extension, the a--clowns then become pervasive (see: 'bloggers') and metaphors for large mosquitoes. Admin: when emass8' whines to you (again) will I receive an infarction for this post....?
The cure (the late 20th century band) is infinitely more interesting than this post.....sorry... And as Yankee said (in so many words), there is little interest in this world about anyone's personal lifecast...
I hated that band. My friends loved them...but they were all heavy drug users (x, coke, pot and acid), so there goes their credibility. I was already shipped off to boarding school by then, so I skipped most of the heavy stuff. Anyway, only cool song by the Cure was Fascination Street. Mark Cuban wears lipstick well: [video=dailymotion;x1yfu6]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfu6_cure-fascination-street_music[/video]
OMG, I can not stand THE CURE and all of them f's like them. Nahh, it's not some cosmic karma..........Jersey picks up swell. That's all. And I know the locations that do it the best. Plus, it hasn't been consistent with these small but fun days. I'm surfing two days a week lately....... Plus, your spot matters ALOT on these types of days. If you don't pick the right sandbar, you're going to have a bad time. Pizza....French Fries..... No one from those barrier islands off Palmico Sound have been complaining this summer. The only people from Jersey who have been complaining aboot this summer are dudes who don't really surf much and complaining aboot a waist high July makes them feel "Cool." Like The Fonz, HEYYYYYYYY(Two Thumbs Up) Jersey and the Banks are the consistent locales on the east coast. It's just the way it is. But then again, if Jersey has waves, OCMD usually does too.
I'm bumping this because he is so right. Seriously, I live in VB...yeah...that place. Even here there are bars that work and no I am not talking about the jetty. Some bars handle different swells and tides differently. UGH! What coast are we on? This post will now evolve... I remember when I moved here (to VB...remember?). Everyone surfed and was a real shredmachine. UGH! Then I am out there about every day, looking for spots that could work in different conditions...you know...learning your break(s). Everyone joked me and would use the following phrases... 1. It ain't worth it unless its firin' 2. I only go out in mackin cane swell brah 3. I only ride performance thrusters 4. I like bustin' airs, so I'm not gonna waste me time 5. You are wasting your time. 6. Dude, just chill 7. Why are you always trying to do something 8. Head high or its not a wave 9. It's not clean enough 10. I don't like going out there alone 11. The tides not right 12. I'm having more fun right now 13. I'm out of shape 14. I only surf Hatty bro 15. I'm going to PR/CR/etc. next week 16. My parents won't give me any loot (as $$ is blown at the BOXX by an adult) 17. I used to 18. I hate longboards 19. I hate riding a fish 20. I hate this place 21. VA has no waves 22. The waves suck brah 23. I was at 17th street all afternoon 24. I don't roll without my crew 25. Yeah, I surf...just not today Ok, I think I made my point of typing quotes. Hey, who wants to add some! Have I offended anyone yet? Maybe you say those same things and will take it personally! I hope you do. I also hope that GWAR feeds you to the worm...YUM
dude gwar is so goddamn funny. i want to see them at the norva so bad. this video is so funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeuB5loCl-Y
I almost forgot my all time favorites! 26. I'm too high 27. I'm drunk 28. Im lazy 29. I'm tired 30. Its too early 31. Cali is better 32. Whatcha talkin bout brah x 3 Don't forget to give all of these a "surfer accent". You will find that no where else in the world...BRAH!
I'm going to be nice and not name names..... But KILLA, you've just armed a few people in the Northeast with a whole season's worth of excuses. They are all pretty excited right now...." Wow, I won't have to come up with a new excuse until next April !!! KilaKiel gave me a whole list" You fellows be sure to thank KillaKiel.
PJB I like you but you sit on your musical taste. I was spinning The Cure vinyl as a DJ in the early '80's. "Fire in Cairo" and "Killing an Arab" are as relevant today as they were when Boys Don't Cry was released. I'm p!ssed off because I'm watching "my" break on the beach cam and the waves aren't huge but look clean and fun. I won't be able to get near the water for 3 weeks, so I'm taking my frustrations out on you Paddington. Thanks in advance for your cooperation in this matter. The Crew By CBS.
Hey! I've lived in VA all my life! Where should I move? I think I will start a thread or at least feeding people to the worm... For you non-East Coasters, this is why the lineups are so empty. It's not the consistency of the surf, its the giant worm I'm feeding. He is hungry and sorry, but the lineup is too crowded. Future thread ideas... 1. Which SwellInfo members should be fed to the worm? 2. Have you seen the worm? 3. Who has the worst waves? 4. Best reasons not to surf 5. Why I am so sweet and nobody else is 6. Everybody owes me something 7. I quit 8. My bathing suit area 9. Girls from the Midwest 10. Favorite surf company
