Free Surfboards

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by sonfollowerssurf, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. sonfollowerssurf

    sonfollowerssurf Well-Known Member

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    Oct 9, 2012
    Thank you JESUS! Enough said.
     
  2. burritoman

    burritoman Well-Known Member

    63
    Sep 18, 2012
    I hope I'm around when science completely disproves all religion.
    What a wonderful society we will have then.

    It is only a matter of time before the idea of "god" becomes irrelevant.
     

  3. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Of Wayne's 91 post half of them are the word BUMP. As for science disproving God don't think that can happen. Science can not disprove a person's faith otherwise it would not be faith. The whole point of taking something on faith means without proof. Even if science somehow proved there was a pasta monster running the show the faithful woudl claim their god created and controls it. This is why fighting over religion is kind of dumb. again Wayne and his disciples are missign the point here, it's not the message, it's the means by which you deliver it. One last questions for ya Wayne:

    If I came to your free surf day, asked to borrow a board to ride and told you I was atheist (which I'm not) and told you no way I was listening to a thing you say about religion but just want to surf, would ya let me use the board? If you let me use it would you be able to keep your mouth shut to me all day about God while I surfed with you and your group? And I mean if I was nice about it, did not push my thoughts on you or your crew in any way or cause in issues for you and your message. Would you afford me the same?
     
  4. Dawn_Patrol

    Dawn_Patrol Well-Known Member

    433
    Jan 26, 2007
    I'll give you credit...it takes nerve to say something like this

    and then ask him if he would be able to keep his mouth shut and just let you borrow a surfboard if you're nice about it.
     
  5. unsalted

    unsalted Active Member

    44
    Oct 9, 2012
    Wow I can't believe the hateful extent the a holes on this forum are taking this. You're sick yankee. Why do they call you yankee anyway? Who's your favorite little rascal? Is it spanky?;)
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Do us all a favor, sport coat, & don't dedicate, er dessicate, yet another thread just for me. Jesus h christ this is getting a bit boring....

    Take yourself over to the hate thread dedicated to me by clemmy the chromium hayzeus freak. Once there, you may post & post & post to your lil' slobbering mind's content, thus joining the merry band of trolls devoted to my fantastical swellinfo vapor existence.

    And remember, gomer: the court order says that you can't take your 'White Van' within 500 yards of schools.
     
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  7. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    Wow, I can't believe I didn't comment or give an opinion on this thread this whole time...oh wait, here is one, religion and politics might be topics to shy away from.
     
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  8. LBshredneck

    LBshredneck Member

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    May 15, 2012

    ok so this has to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen in response to this. no religion brah. chill, surf and help people in need. no one needs god to do that

    shaka
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Hanna ... now we're talkin' what's real.
     
  10. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Impacting your mom with Pen!s was not directed to Wayne's mom, just a joke on his signature line.
    The post about borrowing a board was meant to underscore that even if I did not push atheist beliefs (hence the being nice) would he still let an atheist borrow a board if I was closed to his religion. This is the crux of everyone's issue with Wayne, it's not "FREE" surfboards when the price tag is religion! The two comments were posted days apart and not related.
     
  11. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    rcarter, that was forum gold, brother!
     
  12. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Holy crap I found Wayne's van!

    CptPlanet_chances.jpg
     
  13. bukett

    bukett Member

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    Feb 17, 2011
    this might be a little off subject but i see your name is dawnpatrol SUP? SUP MEANING STAND UP PADDLE BOARD? that **** is a joke. which means that your prob a joke as well. quit bashing people for what they believe in and worry about yourself. maybe your just butthurt because the dude actually surfs and not a paddleweiner. whats crazy is that you actually think your a surfer but your body doesnt even touch the water lol i just wanna know how you fit that paddleboat on top of your prius. before you start doggin on someone else look at yourself.
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    And this, my friend, is forum platinum!
     
  15. cjswee

    cjswee Well-Known Member

    94
    Aug 5, 2008
    Shut up d-weed...

    At least someone is attempting to do something for others unlike yourself...Just because you're a soul-less nerd don't harass this guy..
     
  16. cjswee

    cjswee Well-Known Member

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    Aug 5, 2008
    I hope science also proves that liberal ass-hats have self-anointed themselves all
    knowing in turn irrelevant. I'm not a religious person but I hate a-holes like you that
    have nothing better to do then prove how negative your view point is and try to
    beat down others w/ vitriol.
     
  17. cjswee

    cjswee Well-Known Member

    94
    Aug 5, 2008
    If you couldn't take the heat you shouldn't have accused this guy of pandering to pedophiles. Next time keep your mouth closed.
     
  18. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    hey f-d up not christian or needing a muzzle sonfollower kook-you can't save or get anyone saved,especially with your hateful words and attitude.shut up and get lost.

    However, there is more historical evidence of Jesus and his life on this earth than there is that George Washington existed.

    We also have consciences and thoughts about life after this,so instead of letting this a-hole be the spokesperson for one faith, consider that he won't change at this point unless God actually does convert him into a loving,giving person,no strings attached.

    I believe,and at this point I feel like sonfollower needs a muzzle,and needs to be considered anything but a follower of Jesus.

    Let's shut him down and look at this potential swell speeding our way,brothers in surf.

    the guy makes me ill.
     
  19. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    You've said a few times that you just want to save kids. Who says they need to be saved? What are you saving them from?
    And why is it that all you guys had a troubled past. Everyone that tries to preach to me tells me how they were sucking d--k for crack before they found Jesus... I am happy you turned your life around I know you want to help others... But why don't you walk through the ghetto and to pull a needle out of a junkies arm. They may actually need saving.
    But the kids at the beach looking to surf DO NOT need to be saved.

     
  20. bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

    309
    Oct 2, 2012
    I hope you have their parents sign a release form that protects you from lawsuits after they crack their head open with their new free surfboard.