Dorkiest thing you do

That has happened many a times. I just roll with it and go for the set. Usually stops me mid stream. Or, not as often, but catch the wave and stand still pissing. Such a weird feeling.

 

When I used to get in close out tubes, I'd stand up really fast and wave to my buds as I got sucked over. That was before the first time I got hurt surfing and was laid up for a couple months.

 

Yeah it's not as fun when you get slammed on your neck, good thing you're ok lol

 

Sometimes I pee in my suit before I get wet, so as I'm walking down to the water my leg is leaking. Obviously works best when I'm wearing my springy.

 

If my front foot slips and I find myself in that ridiculous wide leg karate stance I'll throw an air punch and shout an Elvis style "Hi Yah!" Chicks dig it!

 

it is amazing. losing the water weight gives me a nice gradual boost like the jet towing mechanism on an aircraft carrier. nice and gradual and then BAM! im destroying the face of the wave like a chupacabra.

 

Ya that's fun

 

I pee before getting wet also. One time I had just gotten my suit on and really had to go so I started peeing right there in my suit, in the parking lot. I didn't see anyone around when mid stream this guy comes up to me asking for a fin key. So as I am fidgeting around reaching for the fin key without moving my feet since I was mid stream, a pee puddle was forming right by mine and his feet. When I handed him the fin key he looked at the puddle, then looked at me, and handed me the fin key back. I thought it was hilarious.

I also make plane and race car noises sometimes when on a wave.
I also say "that's my b****" (like from the waterboy) when I see a wave coming which is cool unless I eat it.
And lastly, I didn't realize this until I saw pictures of myself surfing but some times I get a the gay limp wrist in one of my hands. It doesn't look cool

 

Buahahaha, best one yet dude, good stuff

 

Yup, on a fish as well.

 

Hahahaha I don't feel as alone anymore thanks to you guys. Agreed on the fin key situation, I probly woulda laughed my arse off when dude handed back the key. I love creeping people out.

 

I think there is a strong piss/set wave correlation. I have mentioned that to my buddies before too. Often when I start wizzing a set will come through and I'll have to pinch it off mid-stream to paddle in. After I kick out all proper like, I finish that piss and I fart at the end. Like a g**damn man. And hell yes the bubble rides up the back of that there ol wetsuit until it pops out the back of the neck.

 

I like to sit flat on my board and fart as hard as I can to get that deep base vibration, when surfing Patrick's AFB it can often be confused as a fighter jet flying overhead, I stare to the sky as if I just missed it flying by, keeps everybody on their toes

 

Awesome story about doing it it the lot. I'm laughing my arse off. I would have used the key n not stepped in your puddle. Then brought it back with a cold one. Hey I piss in my suit as well as fart, just not in the lot. I will never forget this one. May have to replicate just to screw with someone. Laughing still! Thanks I needed this one today.

 

If its small and mushy I like to try and ride goofy (I'm regular) or sit on the board with your feet forward like a kayak and still make it down the line. Drop-knee is fun too.

And x2 on the leaning back on your board to intensify your farts.

 

LMAO. Try to time it with a shuttle launch, that would be epic. You could also exclaim like the little dude Tattoo in Fantasy Island: 'Boss. boss, the plane , the plane!"

 

Oh the shuttle has got nothin on me, if my wife makes me rice n beans it's a rap

 

Maybe I'll have to piss on board in the lot so the extra guy in the clan won't use mine. Or tell him I went piss on it on the way in. Etc etc etc
Damn that's funny, especially if ya don't know the guy.

 

around here, ground swell sets close out the whole beach, so you constantly have to be paying attention for the shorter period windswell peaks sneaking through. Our waves are either close-outs or a "nugget", so when I determine a wave is a nug, I say to myself "that's my nug". I aint no bro, so "nug" is a weird thing for me to say

I don't have anything against gay people/surfers, but, yeah, the limp wrist thing while surfing really bugs me. I couldn't even finish watching the U.S open because Alejo Muniz has the ugliest limp wrist I've even seen.