I would also like to donate a pint of resin tainted blood to any glaucoma patient who surfs. And a bag of Florida coconuts to those who want to cull the jet skiiers from their local lineups.
Come on E-mass, I thought we were tight. Cant you come up with something funny for me? Well if I have to use my brain, I will donate hundreds of losing MA lottery scratch tickets (second chance, ya never know) and I will sacrifice an old bong or two by smashing them off the seawall in Hampton, but I wont clean up the broken pieces.. they represent my hopes and dreams that were this hurricane season.