Love how this thread has been either everyone's stress ball or venue for celebration of the return to swell. For rcarter, it's his padded room. Keep it rolling!!
Just when i thought this thread couldn't get much better, got damn...Poseidon..you livin' up to your name, bro....just spat out some high quality IPA on that drop...priceless. Oh, and from now on...in every reggae song, please replace the word "Jah" with "Roy". For "Roy" is the new "Jah" Here's the new way to sing classic reggae songs: "We'll be forever loving "Roy"" "We are soldiers in "Roy's" army" you get the gist.
Oh dear god. Look at this. I go to stir a feather and then everyone gets into it. Birds of a sh!t feather flock together. Next time I'll prepare better and know there's a sh!t storm brewing and haul in my jib before it gets covered in sh!t. Although some of you clowns on here don't fully respect Roy's craft, in my opinion the designs are great. Here's a pic iof my current project Yankee accept. Accept your sunken caved in chest and just know that you wear trucker hats with Rhine stones embedded in them.
Haha dude it's all good. I don't really care what people think I'm not here to do anything other than laugh my ass off and get a rise from people. As far as I'm concerned most of you don't really exist except a few guys who I've actually met. Which are all cool dudes. I'm sure your all great men. If we all came together and surfed as a big SI hazing group it would be memorable I'm sure. As for board building it's just a hobby for me. I really enjoy it and I also enjoy throwing in the swell info face it make me happy. Yankee as for you we have our differences. Jimmy Vegas. Please go enjoy a nice tea cup of ricin. Thanks in advance. ~chuck taylor.
oh wtf, arnt you the babes and ways doosh bag, just what we need... who are you really charles taylor jr.? but i will take this from a archy point of view and just think that your aliens.
Spot on. That buoy boo-boo gets lonely up thar in that unheated cabin in the north woods. Chucka-boo-boo loves the attention; that's really all he's after & he doesn't care how he gets it. Which is why he hijacks threads, much like his alter-ego the gnome. Chucka-boo-boo has perhaps even topped emass8' as the all-time thread hijacker. Wait. Maybe not.
Why, you getting infraction points? Yeah, man, no anarchy on this site. Though el jeffe has calmed down a bit with the penile infractions as of late. Plus, a standard SWELLINFO.COM move was to bait a cracker until said cracker went-off, and then sit back. The cracker you instigated would get infractions and then banned as he went-off. Classic move employed by the cowardly. I tone my personality down to nothing in Schools, Courts, and Hospitals. You won't even know I'm there. That's pretty interesting, huh. And in institutions, I remain quite until I size-up those around me. Fascinating...... 1 point is just a warning ........anything more and you get banned. It's not aggregate. It's not based on a collection of points. It's more like 1st time you get a warning. Second time you get a slap......etc. Also, the time between your initial offense and subsequent infraction matters, too. Banning times range based on seriousness of offense and what's on your jacket(your previous record). Could be 48 hours to two months. This is serious stuff on here, and we need to respect that. My GOD, some people are learning how to surf on here. Hey man, any of you NJ cats go to Cape May today? OH YO !!! Mike Siedel in in Rehoboth Beach....REPEAT, MIKE SIEDEL is in Rehoboth Beach. Find him and get on The Weather Channel.............. You can do it. Or as this weird-biker-midget-dude wrote in rehab, " Yu kan dew eat." Seriously. Thanks GOOSE and SELDOM for your unyielding support. I love you guys. Though I'm going to step aside and yet MIS-13 have a run at it, in the coming weeks. Plus, someone is after me on here, and they are playing Russian/Chinese computer techy games with me. I don't know their motives. I's scared......I's scared. And Erock's ignoring me, yet again, and he's the only reason I came on here. So yeah, that hurts. I need some time to deal with and accept it. Ya know what it is that I be sayin'? Oh man Seldom, the first South Park was on point, but the latest two episodes were ahhhhh .......ahhhhhhhhh. The third one started strong, but fizzled. The second one sucked. I'll need some time to sort that out, also. Remember Seldom and Goose, I am the peoples' poet. And I always will be.
pjb, you owe it to everyone to stay, thats right, you OWE us ALL. even though you are my nemesis, my nemesis should know, that at the end of the day, I am glad he is there
That's the clip! What really made me laugh, amongst the many classic lines of this pure platinum thread, was the kid who started this thread with "Hello!" ... It reminded me of that moment when Flounder is in front of Dean Wormer, & Flounder is in all his fat, drunk & stupid glory & says "Hello!" in that high-pitched voice to the Dean. Taht's what this thread started out as, and it promptly degenerated into Animal House; welcome aboard, kid. Interestingly enough, there is a striking resemblance between Flounder & the younger, beardless version of chucka-boo-boo....
It's a limerick, not a haiku, you illiterate eater of beans. A haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. ie: A Bostonian Who fled to Cape Hatteras Now has second thoughts
Brah probs thinks a sonnet has 42 lines and that iambic pentameter is a metric unit of measure for wooden volume in NZ.
Yankee I'm gonna to make a vine video of myself sparring with my torso bob grappling target and send it to you via this thread. I promise. Tomorrow you will see.
Go surfing, chiucka-boo-boo, go snowboarding up there, do something other than post more of your non-surfing kee-rap on this forum. You apparently have little to do & you have lots of time on your hairy paws, thus you show up on this Forum, hijacking threads with your posted drivel ..... and now you threaten us with posting video.... hayzeus effing keerist don't do it son!