Man, F this all..........................

But Christie ads all claim that you don't pay much taxes at all. What's going on?

So, what's the deal? Do you like shooting people or something? Why the attachment to your gun?

I don't know aboot taxes, but why don't you move to Philly? They all carry guns around there.

What state lets you keep all your money? And remember alot of these southern paradises might have lower costs of living but jobs also pay WAYYYYYY less than up here.

Hey, PUMP, how aboot North Dakota? That place is booming, dude. Oil does wonderful things for people these days. Besides missing marginal New Jersey waves, I wouldn't mind experiencing North Dakota for a while, though I'd probably start drinking again and pick up a meth habit. AHHH MAN(BRIGHT LIGHTBULB), we could sell dope out there. Dope's probably hard-as-heck to get out there, and what they have is probably garbage.

Pump, I'll look up some old asscoiates from Camden and we'll move to North Dakota and start our own business. You just gotta drive us from Jersey to ND once a month, and then you're free to go shoot criters and sh!t. I'll handle the rest. And if anything goes wrong........North Dakota's prisons are probably pretty nice, right?

Pump, we'd be the coolest people in North Dakota.

 

I'm a GRADE C loser at best.

Oh don't anybody think that I have some delusions of complete granduer of being a hobo. I don't. Like it would suck getting the flu on the road and when your AIDS acts up. But I'm extremely adaptable. If I can handle 96 days in The Atlantic County Justice Facility, wandering down a lonely Oregon road sounds pretty good.

Jack didn't settle down, he drank himself to death. And I write better than him, too. My On the Road would be so much better, though I lack the thrill and excitement....the innocence and promise..... of his era. Today's era is dead.

Dude, my mommy and daddy totally love me. Nevr had a kid, nor do I want, too, but I have had dogs. ANd they were very good dogs. Actually, I could raise a kid better than most of the F's out there today, but I have no desire to.

If you think watching some diaper-wearing, germ factory take a few steps is better than surfing, then you're doing something wrong. And I doubt that you lived as a vagabond. I really doubt it.

And my life has been easy as sh!t. Everyone has problems and crosses to bear or bare, but thanks to American citizenship, all our lives, aren't too bad comparitively speaking. Yeah, I had some problems, like everyone, but I conquered most of them and it made me a stronger person because of it. Plus, I also identify and empathize with almost everyone on this earth in some way or another.

Ha, I knew this would upset some Family Guys. PLEASE FAMILY GUYS, I'M NOT INSULTING YOU. GET A GRIP, DUDES. Send negative comments to:
Paddington Jetty Bear
222 Avenues de los Mexicanos
Culver, City, CA 90150

And.........YEAH, 34 ST SURFING.......RIGHT ON !! Some of youse guys makes me proud. There's still some spirit left.

 

So one moment you say" Look me up" if I get a sailboat

And then you're calling me a clown who gives a F aboot some dork on a computer.

Yo, pick an opinion and stick with it. The confusion you cause me may make me cry. I only cry when I see paleface litter.

Ok, I'm going to go vote for Booker now. Though, Lonegan would be quite comical. Hey, he was mayor of Bogata, NJ.....WOW !!!!

Ok, you guys try not to hurt yourselves while I'm gone.

AND PJ4060 or whatever.....remember I'm a C GRADE LOSER at best. That's C GRADE, for there exists much better losers than I on both end of the spectrums..........But I continue to get better.

 

Dude we murdered browns way before China's present influence. And yeah, I'm cool with it.........Murder is part of being human. Though we should get China hooked on opium again, that would be sweet......

 

And speaking of brown people.....

How cool would that be, headed Californee-way to hook up with some Native Americans and sit around a teepee or whatever, eat peyote, pass the peace pipe and talk aboot coyotes and sh!t.......out in the desert in New Mexico. I would love to listen to them all wax poetic aboot nature and hear their philosophies. Totally diggemsmack, dudes.

And before anyone calls me out on how life on the road isn't some glamorized fantasy, yes I know. But I feel I would adapt fairly quickly,and I would come to some enlightened peace. And, the real world will still be there after the adventure. I just wish it was the 50's when folks weren't so quick to rape and dismember hitchhikers and stuff. But then again vagrancy laws aren't so quickly enforced these days....

Seldom, what you got hook-ups in the PNW?

So we got some takers. We need a bus. And no squabbling aboot sh!t. Some people provide the capital. Some have PNW hook-ups. Some lend their visions. Some offer courage to paddle out at Ano Nuevo at dusk as one member holds the Santa Cruz hotshots onshore with shotgun. Leave your jealousy and illwill in Jersey. If you ain't from Jersey, you can drop it off before we leave.

God dang I wish it was the 1950's.......with modern surf equipment. I want to find my kicks on Route 66.

Unicorns, show ponies and where's the beef.........

And good Lord, what are the younger generations going to have as cultural/pop references. There's no RT 66....there's no crying Native......30 years from now they'll be talking aboot Flo from Progressive and computer sh!t. Sad.....so sad.